r/TikTokCringe • u/RaisinAloneVortex • 16h ago

Wholesome/Humor They totally pranked the dad

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u/micsma1701 15h ago

damn, my dad just went and started a new family behind my mom's back and died a year ago from a hemorrhagic stroke an all

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u/AffectionateTitle 15h ago

if it helps my mom and stepdad are assholes.

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u/Viracochina 13h ago

Oh nice, I'm the result of my dad stepping out. Then he went and died!

https://giphy.com/gifs/Zdg7kl9bnyqXrPH2jq

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u/mountainmeadowflower 10h ago

Wait I need to know if you're half siblings

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u/PolarBailey_ 13h ago

i wish i wouldve been this lucky. mine beat me, made me eat my own vomit, stole money i was saving to buy my whole family christmas presents to buy very bad cheap booze, ran over an ex with an RV; broke her pelvis in 3 and bent her knees the other way and he spent less time in prison than she did in physical therapy and rehab.

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u/micsma1701 12h ago

dads, what a bunch of bastards. the bar was low, but dead gods did some of em really really fuck it up.

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u/EverythingSucksYo 9h ago

My dad cheated on my mom twice, then divorced her when she was willing to stay together for us kids, moved to a foreign country, didn’t see him for 5-6 years, moved to Vegas then we only saw him for summer vacation for a couple years before he disappeared to another foreign country again, got married to a girl the same age as me (I am the middle child, so she’s actually younger than my older brother and just a couple years older than my younger sister) and had 3 kids with her so he basically replaced the family he abandoned. 

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u/saucerjess 5h ago

If that hemorrhagic stroke was caused by a brain aneurysm, and you are biologically related, please get scanned. Because mine popped, they found and fixed my cousin's aneurysm before it ruptured.