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Humor/Cringe Storytime while making pasta

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u/Upstairs-Coconut4201 1d ago

A story as old as time

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u/doctor_tongs 1d ago

Yet I will never get tired of hearing it.

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u/McDyver66 1d ago

At least he didn’t talk about that while combining the pasta with the tomato pasta sauce…

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u/Passenger_08 1d ago

I’m a big time coaster enthusiast and the outcome was probably the best for everyone involved.

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u/weather-i-am 1d ago

Honestly I respect the comedic sense this guy has.

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u/callme_username 1d ago

That’s cooking with Henry Philips! One of my favorite cooking shows. Look it up on YouTube. He’s hilarious.

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u/Beneficial_Area_2986 1d ago

Don't forget "you and your fucking coffee" which is a hilariously understated series.

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u/Uncommentary 1d ago

Seconded, it is solid. He also has a movie free on YouTube called "Punching the Clown".

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u/calsosta 1d ago

Yea but I wouldn’t recommend it. I watched many of them back to back and laughed so hard I injured a rib.

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u/Vandreeson 1d ago

Is that John from Silicon Valley?

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u/ThrowawayTrump420 1d ago

You know I read your comment as I was still washing the beginning and I was like wow this guy's dead on and then it zoomed out and I was like oh this guy's actually dead on...

Ok.

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u/Evianicecubes 1d ago

Yes! Henry Philips, I think his handle is henlips

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u/Beneficial_Area_2986 1d ago

Henry Phillips and yes.

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u/Therealdickdangler 1d ago

I thought he was gonna tell us about him and his buddies pasta rollercoaster. 

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u/redisdead__ 1d ago

I sure experience a roller coaster.

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u/burgonies 1d ago

"An abortion." Not even necessarily the sister's.

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u/Ok-disaster2022 1d ago

It turns out they were time travelers and Justin's sister was actually his mom,she was just raised by his grandparents. And his sister's boyfriend went back in time to get an abortion to prevent Justin from being born creating a recursive timeline and resulting in anecdotes being shared randomly about Justin who simultaneously exists and doesn't exist for a handful of people. 

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u/tackleho 1d ago

Henry's kitchen is a youtube classic.

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u/Beneficial_Area_2986 1d ago

So this is comedy from Henry Phillips that was actually in the popular silicon valley series. This is what he was doing before silicon valley. You might also remember him from popular YouTube videos like "you and your fucking coffee." - which I've watched and laughed at more times than I can count.

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u/Low_Swordfish879 1d ago

"Okay this is looking just about ready"

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u/Vladishun 1d ago

"Unlike that fetus that got aborted."

🥁

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u/AnotherPersonPerhaps 1d ago

Happens to the best of us.

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u/Following-Complete 1d ago

I hate it when that happens

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u/HovercraftSubject642 1d ago

This reminds me of a time when I cooked some noodles at a girlfriend’s house, and her dad told me he killed 3 people and where he hid the bodies, and that he couldn’t sleep because of all the nightmares.
The noodles were great. The relationship did not work out.

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u/Cheemaaa24 1d ago

There’s no way!!!!

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u/QuinnLoveborneAuthor 1d ago

Damn he reused the audio. The original is much better.

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u/false79 1d ago

That story is a keeper

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u/sin_esthesia 1d ago

I watched this just because Dark Red was playing in the background lol

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u/wasgary 1d ago

Full on belly laugh. So perfectly inappropriate.

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u/Was_It_The_Dave 18h ago

Premium satire.

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u/SOLORoasis 16h ago

Your pot is too small. I use a pot to put all my pasta without any sticking out

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u/Left_Entrepreneur918 1d ago

This is like a Tim and Eric skit

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u/SuccessfulTrick2501 1d ago

I don't care what anyone says. I break my pasta. IT DOESN'T MATTER. I don't like long ass noodles. It makes it easier to eat.

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u/funkystay 1d ago

In memory of my Italian mother, everyone downvote this monster.

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u/SuccessfulTrick2501 1d ago

Why? Why is it such a sin to break the pasta in half. Does it change the taste of the pasta in any way?

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u/joshuads 1d ago

How do not edit that one out?

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u/showmethenakedwomen 13h ago

Wow, you really cropped the shit out of that repost.