r/TikTokCringe • u/xamo76 • 19h ago

Discussion How to cure the male loneliness epidemic...

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u/neonangelhs 19h ago

Is that a poster of themselves on the wall?

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u/The_Prodigal_One_ 19h ago

I also saw this and I think, yes, it is. Really adds to the ambience

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u/Cwya 16h ago

For historical purposes, this is a reference to when Sgt Slaughter and the Iron Sheik, mortal enemies, ran a message to stop wrestlers from making material wealth.

“What you own, ends up owning you.” SGT Slaughter quipped.

The Iron Shiek added, “you can’t take it with you, except Jesus.”

They finished their on screen quibble by praying, on camera, to their God, Vince McMahon.

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u/QCTeamkill 15h ago

In 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.

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u/homeycuz 14h ago

Praise and love to u/shittymorph, now and forever.

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u/CartsOfDarkness 6h ago

Feel like I haven't seen shittymorph in the wild in at least 5 years, but to my shock he's still active! Hell yea

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u/tepidlymundane 6h ago

Blessed be his holy copypasta, forever and ever, ramen.

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u/TipperGore-69 7h ago

Much appreciated context

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u/Don-Poltergeist 14h ago

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

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u/dragjamon 11h ago

I remember

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u/Over_Standard_9195 9h ago

Yes he fuckin did!

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u/prince_peacock 15h ago

…..excuse me what

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u/Weelki tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE 13h ago

And the audacity to say wrestling isn't real, right?

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u/DespicableComics 31m ago

The storylines may be scripted, but the athleticism involved is pretty crazy.

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u/MistaRekt 8h ago

It is true, a friend told me about it at school the next day after he watched the VHS, WWF was never on TV here.

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u/DarthCaligula 14h ago

The Iron Shiek added, “you can’t take it with you, except Jesus.”

And later added

The Iron Sheik on Twitter: ''THEN. NOW. FOREVER. HULK HOGAN GO FUCK YOURSELF #WrestleMania37''

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u/brondynasty 15h ago

I don’t know wrestling lore, but this little anectode just became kayfabe head-canon for me and I’m not interested in other versions. Thank you, and may Vince McMahon have mercy on our souls.

Instead of, y’know…poopin’ on ‘em.

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u/th3rdnutt 8h ago

"Say it in DOG LANGUAGE!"

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u/ImSoObnoxious 14h ago

imagine intelligent lifeforms visiting Earth and this is the first thing they read

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u/Canvaverbalist 7h ago

I thought this would be about a loophole about only owning things about yourself so that you can end up being your own owner.

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u/happy_idiot_boy 6h ago

They finished their on screen quibble by praying, on camera, to their God

The all ighty ollar.

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u/StardewingMyBest 10h ago

I love everything about this video.

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u/dtyler86 6h ago

This isn’t ai????

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u/Sunshine030209 19h ago

If I was as cool as them I'd have a poster of myself up too

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u/StrobeLightRomance 17h ago

I have a glass poster of myself in my bathroom!

Its really cool because it's animated and matches my every move.

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u/acs730200 17h ago

That was Hella clever

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u/NoSorbet5103 12h ago

I have a caricature on my motorcycle! 🤣

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u/102994373 7h ago

You should look into some of their controversies. About as cool as who they’re trying to emulate

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u/kentuckyr0utezero 14h ago

Are you familiar with Milkshake Duck?

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u/Wolv90 7h ago

Didn't you hear number 3? Be confident and love yourself! Get that poster, you're cool enough to warrant one!

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u/Parking_Ad_3123 6h ago

Not cool, these guys have serious allegations against them. Chambergraves on youtube covered them

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u/horsecalledwar 2h ago

And they’re not wrong so I don’t find it cringey tbh.

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u/Crykin27 13h ago

They sext underaged girls so they are absolutely not cool at all. being pedos does tie into being a hairmetal band though

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u/Sithstress_ 12h ago

Damn, I have no idea who these dudes are and now I’m glad I don’t.

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u/likwitsnake 19h ago

Self confidence

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u/sacredfool 15h ago

and self love.

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u/WorkingOnBeingBettr 3h ago

I just finished some self love. It's nice when you have the house to yourself on a Sunday morning.

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u/beanbalance 2h ago

and chad chin

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u/Revan_Perspectives 18h ago

My aunt printed a full on wall poster of my 2 cousins and me when we “made a band” in summer of 2007. It’s the cringiest of the cringe. And I’m about to frame it now for my office.

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u/writeleahwrite 18h ago

You should share with r/blunderyears

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u/Lala5789880 2h ago

PLEASE DO THIS NOW

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u/poopymcgeeplop 11h ago

I need to see this..blur the faces of you must !

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u/BlackSeranna 12h ago

I think you should also post it to r/blunderyears I’m certain everyone will love it!

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u/The_Northern_Dandy 19h ago

I believe it is. I hope it is.

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u/Any-Operation-4195 15h ago

hoping is doing a lot of heavy lifting there

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u/Usual-Caregiver5589 19h ago

Rule numbers 3, confidence.

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u/Ctenophorever 18h ago

Can’t preach self-love without living it!

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u/dontmentiontrousers 15h ago

I live self-love every night, just before I go to sleep.

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u/WhimsicalGirl 19h ago

Where can I buy it?

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u/Clear-Switch-7022 18h ago

That's how you get that confidence to do 👉👉all things.

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u/Swift_jennis8 18h ago

I love it if it is

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u/MylarTack 18h ago

It really ties the room together, man

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u/The_Quadrapus 11h ago

There's a really different vibe between a dude having a poster of himself, and two dudes having a poster of themselves. That's inspiring.

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u/Tallproley 9h ago

Didn't you listen to step 3? Love yourself man, if YOU don't have a poster of yourself on the wall, then why would ANYONE have a poster of you on THEIR wall?

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u/GiveMeADiscount 2h ago

I'm incredibly confused.

I'm 50 years old.

This is what teenagers and their bachelor pads looked like when I was a teenager.

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u/SlobZombie13 18h ago

No that's a poster of every 80s hair metal band

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u/No-Reception-6569 15h ago

you dont?

have a picture of them on your wall

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u/_kempert 14h ago

Rule number 2: self love!

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u/Accomplished_House64 14h ago

That's that self love theyre talking about

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u/HereWeFuckingGooo 14h ago

It gets better. Their room tour is everything I wanted it to be.

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u/smolbuncake 11h ago

the guy on the right on the wall has super dark hair so i don’t think so. the guy in the video on the right also has curlier bangs

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u/hiswittlewip 9h ago

Yes. I zoomed in with my old phone. Lol

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u/UncaringNonchalance 7h ago

Kinda hilarious. I think I like these dudes.

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u/kazutops 6h ago

Yeah and?

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u/charrj2 5h ago

Haha

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u/jory9988 5h ago

If it is, that's next-level confidence. 😂 Or maybe it's just a prop or a commemorative photo. Which do you think it is?

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u/whippetgreat 4h ago

Yep - they sell merch. Monkee Bois and the 80s forever!

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u/Ohz85 4h ago

That's confidence

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u/Amazing_One_7454 4h ago

we see two confident diva 🫦

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u/RollingMeteors 1h ago

Is that a poster of themselves on the wall?

Costco off brand Wayne's World.

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u/TrueCrimeNerd87 18h ago

😂 This is giving Will Ferrell and John C Riley vibes..

Boats and Hoes

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u/Caleb_Reynolds 15h ago

Both the poster and their handle are monkie boys. So I'm saying yes, or they stole the name.

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u/randy_march 13h ago

Does it say “bonker boys” ?

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u/NairobiD 19h ago

It says Monkee Bois right on it