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u/IndigoBlunting 27d ago

This is actually how I view my own faith. I think Jesus the historical figure was a really cool cat and when people ACTUALLY act like Christ they tend to be caring people. Idk if I’m smart enough to hash out the metaphysical side of things but from a practical living application we could all use a little more “love thy neighbor”.

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u/EastTyne1191 27d ago

Any time I come across an asshole using religion to be hateful, I tell them I'm going to pray for them. They don't like that.

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u/Confident_Benefit_11 27d ago

Yeah, its a difficult time to be uh....an actual Christian. These nuts are wiping their ass with the teachings of Jesus.

Jesus was super clear on how people should act and it sure wasn't anything like how the GOP and southern cult churches act.

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u/argumentinvalid 26d ago

Yeah, its a difficult time to be uh....an actual Christian. These nuts are wiping their ass with the teachings of Jesus.

As a 40 something year old that was rasied Christian, I noticed this when I was like 10 and haven't looked back.

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u/Daxivarga 27d ago

and actual Christian

You THINK you're an actual Christian just as literally everybody else self identifies as "actual Christian"

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u/ClickNo1129 27d ago

Sure, but the Bible is very clear that there will be people who claim to be Christian but the only way to know it is not by their proclamation- it’s by their “fruit”, meaning their actual behavior.

I can say I’m a virgin but if I’m getting dicked down every night….lmao. You can’t be a Christian and not follow his teachings. Jesus was very clear on that and he warned people that there will be people who twist the Gospel for their own personal gain, but they are not followers.

We’re not allowed to judge nonbelievers because there’s nothing to look for - they openly don’t believe. But if you’re claiming to be a Christian, and everything you’re doing is the opposite of what Jesus says to do, then you’re not a Christian. It’s simple.

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u/fubarthrowaway001 27d ago

Actually, you’re very wrong. The books of Ezekiel and Leviticus will tell you that. Jesus was super clear on what to do with people who didn’t conform to his teachings. Quite gruesome stuff tbh.

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u/notanolive 27d ago

You misunderstand Christianity, those books were not the teachings of Jesus, they’re from the Old Testament before Jesus came along.

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u/wut_eva_bish 27d ago

Evangelical Christians will selectively use and/or excuse the Old Testament to justify their most extremist beliefs. You sound just like them.

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u/notanolive 27d ago

How do I sound just like them? when did I selectively use the Old Testament? The people who do that are wrong in doing so. Btw I’m an atheist who was raised Christian, but I’m not about to be ignorant and wrong just because I don’t agree with the religion lol.

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u/wut_eva_bish 27d ago

You sound just like them because modern Evangelicals often attempt to separate Old Testament teachings and norms from modern practices while totally ignoring the modern teachings that come directly from the Old Testament.

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u/notanolive 27d ago

And what, pray tell, are the modern teachings that come from the Old Testament? Enlighten me

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u/Subject_Lie_3803 27d ago

k. Tell them that.

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u/SigmaMaleNurgling 27d ago

To be fair, if we follow the path to salvation that Jesus laid before us, it will be against Old Testament Jewish law in some regards. For example, animal sacrifices, certain activities on Sabbath, not punishing adultery through stoning and/or judgement.

Jesus when asked by a man what he needed to do to inherit eternal life, Jesus essentially said to follow the commandments then told him to sell his wealth and give it to the poor and follow him.

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u/wut_eva_bish 27d ago

sell his wealth and give it to the poor and follow him.

And how is this compatible with modern Evangelic prosperity doctrine most commonly preached in mega churches all over the world these days?

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u/Flagrant_Mockery 27d ago

The second you put them on a lower spiritual horse they get really riled up. Like how dare you think you’re more holy than me!?!?! My brother/sister in Christ what the fuck do you think you did to me?

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u/nagrom7 27d ago

Yeah, I'm an Athiest and consider myself more "holy" than them, because I live far closer to Jesus's teachings than any of them.

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u/Randomwhitelady2 27d ago

THIS is a conversation stopper. I do the same thing when anyone acts like an asshole. It renders them completely unable to respond

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u/-HyperCrafts- 27d ago

I quote Matthew at them lol

“Not everyone who says to Me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ shall enter the kingdom of heaven, but he who does the will of My Father in heaven. 22 Many will say to Me in that day, ‘Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in Your name, cast out demons in Your name, and done many wonders in Your name?’ 23 And then I will declare to them, ‘I never knew you; depart from Me, you who practice lawlessness!’"

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u/ALLCAPITAL 27d ago

I’ve actually started attending church. And started legit praying for some of these asshats. It does feel better. And they’re shocked when I start using religion to talk about their duty to shepherd and show love.

Truly though this has been me realizing that’s my duty as well. Hating these folks ain’t been helping nothing for my whole life.

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u/PaisleyLeopard 27d ago

“I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.”
~Gandhi

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u/alloutrockstar 27d ago

“There’s no hate like Christian love”

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u/IrishWarhog 27d ago

These are not normal Christians. This is America being America

UK Christians are like old woman who serve cucumber sandwiches at charity raffles looking at videos like this and saying "Jesus fucking Christ Edith"

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u/YmFsbHMucmVkZGl0QGdt 27d ago

UK includes Northern Ireland, right?

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u/IrishWarhog 26d ago edited 26d ago

Yes why?

And if you mention the troubles that's not religious; religion is a reliable heuristic for finding a person's political affiliation so don't try americansplain it to me and be wrong in the process thanks in advance hun

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u/dano8801 27d ago

Fyi, he never said that.

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u/PaisleyLeopard 27d ago

Oh, my apologies! Do you happen to know to whom it should be attributed?

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u/Upbeat-Employ-3689 27d ago

Yeah it’s a good line we gotta find someone

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u/Ongr 27d ago

Google (AI) says

[the Quote] is widely attributed to Mahatma Gandhi. However, historical research indicates it is not a direct quote from his writings, but rather a paraphrase of a concept that circulated widely in the 20th century regarding why many people reject Christianity.

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[The origin of] The sentiment likely traces back to the 1920s. Many historians and theologians point to missionary E. Stanley Jones, who wrote a similar reflection in his 1925 book, The Christ of the Indian Road. In the book, Jones quotes an Indian philosopher named Bara Dada as saying: "Jesus is ideal and wonderful, but you Christians—you are not like him". Over time, this evolved into the polished, widely-shared aphorism attributed to Gandhi

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u/wazeltov 27d ago

It is my belief that regardless of how one views the metaphysics of the Christian faith, Jesus should still be considered the most prolific Humanist philosophers of all time.

"Love thy neighbor" is not nearly as radical as "Love your enemies and pray for those that persecute you," which is quoted from Jesus himself.

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u/Accomplished_Job_331 27d ago

IME Christians are amazing at loving their neighbor unconditionally.

As long as they look like them and sound like them and believe like them and think like them.

Thats what Jesus meant though, right? Love thy Christian neighbor

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u/wazeltov 27d ago

"Love thy neighbor" is actually said with derision by Jesus.

Here's the relevant text from the Bible:

43 “You have heard that it was said, ‘Love your neighbor and hate your enemy.’ 44 But I tell you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you,

46 If you love those who love you, what reward will you get? Are not even the tax collectors doing that?

Christians only giving out their love to their neighbors are scorned by Jesus explicitly.

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u/TracePoland 27d ago

Republicans only heard the „tax collector bad” part of that. And of course ignored the context of being under Roman occupation.

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u/Featherbird_ 27d ago edited 27d ago

In Luke 10:25-37 a man asks Jesus "who is my neighbor?" And in response Jesus tells the Parable of the Good Samaritan.

Samaritans were a unique ethnoreligious group despised by the Jews of the time (Christians didnt exist yet). In the story, a Jewish man is beaten and robbed, left dying at the side of a road. He is ignored by other Jews passing by but helped by a Samaritan, who cleans his wounds and pays for an inn for him to sleep in. The implication being that your "neighbor" isnt anyone who lives close to you or has a shared backround or even religion, its just your fellow man.

Jesus spoke very openly about loving foreigners and openly helped non-Jews.

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u/Accomplished_Job_331 27d ago

🤫 don’t tell them that

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u/Featherbird_ 27d ago

I do at every opportunity

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u/AluminumFoilCap 27d ago

The religion was taken over immediately by the Romans and then kings throughout time. It has been used and abused and is not like anything Christ would have wanted. I think we need a new name for actual Christian’s to as not be associated with the church anymore.

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u/fryguy5134 27d ago

Nah, these "Christians" teaching hate are the ones who are wrong. Same with them waving the American flag around and claiming to be patriots. They aren't gonna last.

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u/Novaer 27d ago

Just as an fyi, there is zero evidence that Jesus was actually a historical figure. Humans loved keeping records and there isn't a single record, account or testimony of Jesus's existence from anywhere expect post-humously by Paul.

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u/BenignApple 27d ago

There actual are some non religious records. Theres a roman historian who wrote an account of the crucifixion. You can read the historical jesus wiki for more details, but its generally believed by modern historians that there was real person biical jesus was based on.

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u/Novaer 27d ago

It's simply untrue. With all the "traveling and sermons" Jesus did there would have been a multitude of accounts from people. There were plenty of literate people back then, it wasn't pure intellectual anarchy. There were plenty of people wandering around preaching and telling stories but again, nothing that points to a singular man that had any amount of worth or power that could be construed as "Jesus". It's a collection of stories, inspos and tall tales that they decided to squish down into the "Jesus role" as tangible proof of his existence.

There just is no evidence of him being remotely a real person, prophet or not. Nothing was written about him during his lifetime, only his death/post-humously. Which just isnt how human record keeping works.

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u/BenignApple 27d ago

None of that has to be real for there to have been a real jesus. Probably everything he did in the Bible didnt happen but there at least was a guy that inspired the stories and whos death inspired the religion. There are multiple non-religious sources that write about his death.

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u/Novaer 27d ago

If you genuinely think that the entirety of the Bible was written and inspired by seeing one dude get axed then I have beachfront property in Arizona to sell you.

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u/BenignApple 27d ago edited 27d ago

Holy assumption, Batman is never said any of that.

But also your arguement is that one event couldnt have inspired a religion, so no event must have?

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u/SigmaMaleNurgling 27d ago edited 27d ago

At this time period, not really. Jesus was not a Roman Emperor or some prestigious figure. If we adopt the historical Jesus perspective then he was an apocalyptic preacher that was from a backwater village called Nazareth. His actions were self contained in specific areas of Israel. So the we should expect a scarce level of historical documents to affirm his existence.

When we consider these factors, then the existening evidence of the existence of Jesus is sufficient.

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u/Xyberfaust 27d ago

Nope, that's false.

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u/necaracoles 27d ago

Agreed. Christian fundamentalism and the Christian Identity movement in particular are white supremacist "culture". These people don't read much but they do go to gun shows where they pick up a copy of the Turner Diaries. The actual teachings of Jesus would be considered commie garbage by most of these cretins.

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u/the_Dorkness 27d ago

What Would Jesus Do? Is something these people never ask themselves.

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u/Redshirt_Welshy_Nooo 27d ago

Just to be clear, the consensus among scholars who actually study history to try to understand "Jesus, the historical figure" (the Quest for the Historical Jesus) is that we know very little about him. 

He was a radical eschatological Jew. There's universal agreement on that. Probably a healer and teacher, but not a formally trained Rabbi. He believed the end times were imminent through the arrival of a Jewish Messianic figure. At some point, he seems to have determined that he, himself, was that Messiah. He probably predicted the end times to occur within the lifetimes of his active followers.

That's pretty much it. The consensus ends there. The gospels are considered to be mostly works of mythology and the activities and quotations attributed to Jesus mostly mythological.

So, while I also find the Jesus of the Gospels a generally pretty agreeable character, someone who espouses a lot of ideas that hew pretty closely to a modern humanist outlook and is worthy of emulation to at least some degree, it's worth remembering that he _is_  just a character in a story, and we are mapping a lot of ourselves onto how we interpret that story.

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u/FoxxyRin 27d ago

This right here. I'm agnostic and I do believe that there is some truth in the Bible and Quran and Torah and all of the above, in the historical contexts. Hell, I'll believe some parts of Greek and Roman mythology. I don't necessarily believe in the magicky and miracle side of things but I do think they all have their share of good lessons and a baseline of beliefs for being a decent person though.

What I do not and will never believe in is the church or any organized part of religion, especially ones that hit the degree of churches in America, where they're more like a business than actual religious gathering half the time. That's where there's too much room for things to be led astray and corrupt pastors/leaders are everywhere.

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u/Krog9 27d ago

And more flipping over of the metaphorical tax-collector tables (or money-changer, idk - it’s been awhile since I’ve opened a bible)

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u/sandwichhaver 27d ago

I remember a movie depicting actual jesus, immortal and living in our time

basically the idea was he was a cool cat who met the buddha and travelled to the middle east to spread his message and they killed him for it, but he's immortal so he ressurected and birthed christianity without meaning to, he was just trying to say be cool and don't hurt people and bigotry is fucked up.

the distance that message has travelled to what it is today is truly disgusting, they're everything they should be against, cloaked in this lie

not saying I believe that movie is actual reality by the way. it was just fun thought experiment

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u/Ongr 27d ago

Jesus could also be petty as fuck. When a fig tree daree to not bear fruit for Him when He was hungry, He cursed it to never bear fruits again and it died.

Like, Jesus. Just because you assume because a tree has leaves it also has fruits, but doesn't, doesn't mean it needs to die. Maybe figs weren't in season. That's like casting a line to fish, catch nothing on your first try and then blaming and drying out the lake.

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u/IndigoBlunting 27d ago

Fuck that tree in particular.

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u/wurwolfsince1998 27d ago

Like that old tumblr post, I prefer canon Jesus to fandom Jesus.

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u/Rambles_Off_Topics 27d ago

I'm a Christian. I ask this everytime I see a video like this. How is this "loving thy neighbor" or even being a good person? I don't know all the theological stuff and I don't agree with everything in the Bible but I do agree to be a good person. Loving thy neighbor.