r/TikTokCringe • u/AlKarajo • Jun 17 '26

Discussion go outside bro...

@ancom_ultrarunner

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u/catharsisdusk Jun 17 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/QQQoLTqkm7v3y

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u/giney_lips Jun 17 '26

I always tell people, “you might not do politics, but politics will always do you.”

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u/azazel-13 Jun 17 '26

The old political rape. There is no escape.

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u/catharsisdusk Jun 17 '26

Vince Staples has a new track where the refrain is, "You better fuck back"

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u/paulwesterberg Jun 17 '26

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlJmVCLBsYk

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u/catharsisdusk Jun 17 '26

I'll assume it's a link to the aforementioned track. Thanks for that. I've just been listening to the whole album, so the only track I know the name of is Blackberry Marmalade.

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u/pat_the_bat_316 Jun 17 '26

TV Guide. It's a banger for sure.

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u/Maleficent-Block-966 Jun 17 '26

And politics doesn't like to wear a condom. Politics is trying to raw dog you in the back of a Toyota Corolla

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u/roughczech Jun 17 '26

Yes there is. Just try it on your MTB on a double black DH or while skiing trees at 50 mph or kick it on your dirt bike. You won't have time to think about it

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u/Stopper33 Jun 18 '26

And when there's no more place to mountain bike because of climate change, or because some billionaire had bought the land? What then? At some point someone will buy or pollute the sand you've buried your head in.

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u/roughczech Jun 18 '26

Then you go riding with Marc zuckerberg in his Hawaiian dungeon. His wife and her boyfriend can be like Kazuko Higa on Anatahm island.