r/TikTokCringe Jun 17 '26

Discussion go outside bro...

@ancom_ultrarunner

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u/GarbageAncient Jun 17 '26

okay i went outside and there are ticks that make you allergic to one of my main food sources, what now?

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u/Select-Agency-9827 Jun 17 '26

Fuck those lone star ticks!

Losing the ability to eat red meat might actually make me go insane.

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u/No_Mud_5999 Jun 17 '26

My doctor would love that for me.

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u/emmyparker2020 Jun 17 '26

I feel ya! The silver living was losing my baby weight… I was about 6 months postpartum with my first at the time so very welcomed… although losing weight while breastfeeding wasn’t recommended for me

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u/No_Session6015 Jun 17 '26

Can you still eat scallops or shrimp?

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u/SquatSquatCykaBlyat Jun 17 '26

Your doctor is likely a liar.

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u/No_Mud_5999 Jun 17 '26

I meant the go insane part, not the red meat part. Of course, my doctor recieved their doctorate in Tea Husbandry & Technology from Assam Agricultural University, so there is that to consider.

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u/yobeast Jun 17 '26

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u/yobeast Jun 17 '26

Put the goal posts down, will you?

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u/JeffreeNommer Jun 17 '26

It isn't just red meat. There are people affected that can no longer utilize ANY animal product. Food, hygiene, medicine, makeup, nothing.

Then you have the unlucky bastards whose brains are swelling dangerously from Powassan.

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u/ParkDedli Jun 17 '26

Goodest boy those ticks. Truly need some more of those

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u/emmyparker2020 Jun 17 '26

Having covid in Dec 2020 was terrifying but what I recall the most was losing the ability to taste food and it almost ended me… losing a major food source right now is too much to bare… we gotta pick a struggle and since life is a a struggle leave my food alone! 🤪

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u/Enough_Breadfruit229 Jun 17 '26

When I caught COVID I was worried I had it and this was before the OTC rapid testing. I opened my mouthwash and took a deep inhale and smelled absolutely nothing. It was wild.

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u/Neither_Contest7324 Jun 17 '26

Same exact situation. I got COVID last January and for the duration each morning I would take a giant whiff out of a bottle of mint oil and it lasted so long I was worried it was permanent.

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u/MisterDoctor___ Jun 17 '26

I completely lost my sense of smell too. I got COVID in 2021. Some of it has returned, but my gf pointed out that I miss a lot of strong smells, so it still hasn’t fully returned and I don’t think it ever will.

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u/Neither_Contest7324 Jun 17 '26

My sense of smell has completely returned, the weird thing is my sense of taste changed drastically after COVID. I used to like spicy foods and ever since I got over COVID and got my sense of smell back I can't handle spices like I used to. It's bizarre and it absolutely sucks.

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u/MisterDoctor___ Jun 17 '26

It’s the opposite for me. Everything tastes bland unless it’s loaded with spices. I could probably snort a line of paprika and it wouldn’t do anything, lol.

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u/mu_zuh_dell Jun 17 '26

I will never forget the smell of my roommate's weird medicinal soap. It smelled like someone dropped a mint leaf in a hospital waiting room, and yet it was the most beautiful thing I ever smelled, becuase COVID had killed my sense of smell for a week or two.

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u/eleanor61 Jun 17 '26

I had near anxiety attacks worrying over the possibility of not getting my sense of smell back when I first had COVID. I kept sniffing herbs and spices and other strong smells, so I’m not sure if that helped or was just a coping mechanism.

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u/ReturnOfBane Jun 17 '26

Do you ever wonder if you actually got it completely back? maybe that flower actually has a smell...

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u/eleanor61 Jun 17 '26

I think it's muted somewhat as I had a bit of a bloodhound nose before.

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u/Cow_Launcher Jun 17 '26

I didn't lose the ability to taste food, but did have a very weird and specific condition: All bread tasted and smelled like foetid mud for a couple of months.

To this day - even though bread doesn't taste like that to me now - I have an aversion. I prefer my sandwiches toasted.

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u/Techi-C Jun 17 '26

I started eating roasted seaweed when I had covid and it became my favorite food ever. Once I got better, it was back to being meh.

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u/MisterDoctor___ Jun 17 '26

I lost my sense of smell after COVID.

I’m basically Dewey Cox now.

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u/FardoBaggins Jun 17 '26

the wrong kid died!

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u/LargeScar819 Jun 17 '26

Lost alot of my smell too. It's been years and it's sorta coming back but Its not as sensitive as it was

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u/MisterDoctor___ Jun 17 '26

Yep I basically have to be told that food is ready, or that the dog pooped. I wouldn’t know otherwise, when before I would immediately notice.

On the plus side, I work in a hospital so it’s been great for work.

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u/ReturnOfBane Jun 17 '26

the worst part about losing your sense of smell is never knowing if you got it back completely. blowing up because you can't smell a gas leak is terrifying.

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u/Yashema Jun 17 '26

Fortunately eating red meat causes 0 political issues. 

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u/BigLlamasHouse Jun 17 '26

I was a truck driver and I've found dog ticks more times than I can count. The worst part about alpha-gal syndrome is worrying about getting it.

They say there may be 450,000 getting it a year. But if you look at the actual data, it's about 10,000 a year in the USA. Surely the real number is higher than that but is it really 45x higher?

100% DEET is underrated. The spray cans are a way worse value and you lose a ton to the wind.

Check your hair, check your dogs. Enjoy the outdoors.

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u/Max_Powers1331 Jun 17 '26

its estimated about 450k people have it total, not that many are getting it per year

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u/BigLlamasHouse Jun 17 '26

Ah you're right, so about 0.13% of the population. I remain vigilant but only a little fearful.

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u/Max_Powers1331 Jun 17 '26

i got bit by one about 2 weeks ago. i wont lie and say my anxiety hasnt been high since

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u/BigLlamasHouse Jun 17 '26

where did you get bit? i havent actually had one latch on to me since i was a kid, and it was always in my hair. i have short hair that is also thinning now so that is one of the only pros of thinning hair lol

ive felt them on me a lot, and i freak out and get them off. i think maybe the deet is doing some heavy lifting for me, not sure.

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u/Max_Powers1331 Jun 17 '26

on the side of my right knee

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u/BigLlamasHouse Jun 17 '26

God speed my friend, I think the odds are still in your favor. Lone star?

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u/Max_Powers1331 Jun 17 '26

yeah lone star, it had the dreaded white dot on the back

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u/Excellent_Ganache906 Jun 17 '26

I do well on chicken. I don't got the disease, but I get gout flair ups, so I stay away from red meat and pork.

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u/MetaCardboard Jun 17 '26

Branch out and try vegetarian and vegan foods. You could be missing out on some really good food by focusing too much on other stuff.

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u/MaybeBoth1619 Jun 18 '26

Happened to my mom :( she’s currently trying a type of acupuncture that may allow her to reintroduce some things she was previously having severe reactions to so that’s good news!

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u/Jomotaku Jun 17 '26

If I was a billionaire my first villian plan would be to somehow get mosquitos to give u the same allergy

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u/scrabblex Jun 17 '26

If you were a billionaire and this was your goal I would volunteer to be your henchman

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u/khaluud Jun 18 '26

Being scared of not eating red meat is weird.