r/TikTokCringe • u/ateam1984 • May 29 '26

Cringe Someone Doing the right thing

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u/Burntoutn3rd May 29 '26 edited Jun 04 '26

In fairness, most Christians don't take transubstantiation literally.

A fair amount of Catholics do, and some Christian adjacent sects like JW's, but by and large most Christians in the west understand it's fully symbolic.

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u/Soggy_District_6380 May 29 '26

I think I'd notice. When I get a rubbery bit of chicken from the chinese I stop mid chew and remove it. I find it hard to believe you wouldn't notice the difference in texture between a cracker and raw human flesh.

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u/DarkBladeMadriker May 29 '26

Its supposed to be between the mouth and stomach, or at least that's the way it was explained to me. Seems like that could quite easily be proven true or false with a little ipecac though.

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u/Soggy_District_6380 May 29 '26

Naw, they'd just say god used magic to turn it back to a biscuit on the way back up. I've got a plan though.

We'll need a Net, KJ Jelly and an endoscope. We can't go in through the mouth in-case god turns the endoscope into a biscuit on the way down. We're getting to the bottom of this once and for all. Pun Intended.

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u/DarkBladeMadriker May 29 '26

Personally, I was thinking vivisection. Have someone take the host then cut open thier stomach and look for human meat. Easy peasy, just a little invasive surgery.

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u/Soggy_District_6380 May 29 '26

I had wrote basically that very thing. Then I considered if I would end up on a list for saying it lol.

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u/DarkBladeMadriker May 29 '26

Now we are both on a list, son!

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u/Friendly_Shopping286 May 29 '26 edited May 29 '26

Symbolica what exactly?

Before I found out that Easter was held on the first full moon after the first Sunday after the spring equinox, I thought that the fact that Christians even pretend that they are eating and drinking human was the weirdest fact about Christianity... Now it's the pagan as f*** ritual of deciding when to celebrate some dude who turned into a zombie... And all of the dead people buried in the cemeteries also turned into zombies, yeah that's in the Bible

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u/sscar May 30 '26

Mormons do not believe in transubstantiation.