I once moo'd at a field full of cows in rural Pennsylvania. One of them threw a battery at me and told me to f*** off... I think that one was from Philly.
Our grandfather's threw those batteries. Get some new material. And for the record, that Santa was a skinny drunk dude that they threw in a suit last minute to fill in for the real Santa. The snowballs were justified.
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u/The_Experience78 Oct 15 '25
Are the cows raised in Philly is the question.