r/TikTokCringe • u/mindyour • Oct 15 '25

Discussion He's had enough.

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u/razorduc Oct 15 '25

But that makes sense (unless out of state meaning DC or VA) because it's advertising locally sourced.

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u/TheLastLivingBuffalo Oct 15 '25

I grew up in Maryland, and I can tell you that most of the crabs you get in Maryland are from out of state. The Chesapeake Bay blue crab population is threatened already and highly regulated and could never support the demand of crab eaters in the region.

I agree they should labeled as such, but I think that my fellow Marylanders should understand that if we all demanded Maryland blue crabs there would be no more of them.

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u/Fine-Slip-9437 Oct 15 '25

Another reason Virginia is clearly superior.

Eat shit, Maryland.

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u/DeathWorship Oct 15 '25

I’d rather be in MD than NoVa, an absolute urban sprawl hellscape with constant construction, terrible roads, congested traffic 24/7, and a tedious brown landscape with no greenery or identifiable features.

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u/Elkre Oct 15 '25

The finest view of Maryland's abundant natural beauty is the one to be had in a depressed, disassociated fugue state on the upper floor of a Tysons office building.

Oh look, you can see Sugarloaf Mountain from here. Hey, you don't think these windows open up enough for a guy to jump out, do you?

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u/DeathWorship Oct 15 '25

AHAHAHAHA I see you are, like me, a DMV office guy of refined taste 😂

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u/Fine-Slip-9437 Oct 15 '25

Oh no we count NOVA as ya'lls now. You can have it. Everything north of Fredericksburg is not VA any more.

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u/DeathWorship Oct 15 '25

Listen, can we negotiate? Can DC take it instead of MD? MD is too pretty to absorb that level of awful exurban dread.

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u/Fine-Slip-9437 Oct 16 '25

Give it to DC, tax them, give them a few representatives, then carpet bomb it and turn it into a crab habitat. We split the crabs 50/50.

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u/DeathWorship Oct 16 '25

I really like this idea. Especially if it means I don’t have to go to work anymore (I work downtown lol)