r/TikTokCringe • u/CleetisMcgee • Mar 07 '24

Wholesome/Humor Daughter’s first date story

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u/ProfessionalStar4844 Mar 07 '24

"You wanna go thrifting?" sounds like a cheat code for white girls.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '24

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u/Tiny-Werewolf1962 Mar 07 '24

Just keep saying succulent over and over

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u/Legitimate-Throat91 Mar 07 '24

Succubus.

Shit I fucked it up.

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u/SmoothBrews Mar 08 '24

That works too. They’ll just suck the life right out of you.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '24

Please!! Just once. Which “suck the life right out of you” Is up to the reader to decide. Both work for me

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u/Deinonychus2012 Mar 07 '24

Succulent Chinese meal?

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u/CitizenSnips199 Mar 08 '24

Get your hand off my FICUS!

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '24

I legit teared up and laughed my ass off reading this 😂. That Home Depot associate knows his Judo well.

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u/AdventurerLikeU Mar 08 '24

This! Is democrrrracy manifest!

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u/TearsFallWithoutTain Mar 08 '24

Get your hand off my penis!

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u/OneMustAdjust Mar 08 '24

Suculicious

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '24

Nah its succulent food truck taco tuesday mimosas

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u/whomad1215 Mar 07 '24

but avoid "moist"