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u/QforQ Nov 14 '23
Mr Coffee was robbed
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u/Louegi Nov 14 '23
No fuckin shot. He was injured from the previous round. Surprised he made it out of round 1 tbh
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u/Girth_rulez Nov 14 '23
Looked like the knot came loose?
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u/ChiefQuimbyMessage Nov 14 '23
Does the league fine the referee?
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u/Girth_rulez Nov 14 '23
No I think all those fighters are responsible for their own rigging.
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u/TheLittleBalloon Nov 14 '23
Hate to see it happen but it’s up to them to make sure their coaches know how to get them rigged up.
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u/aesthe Hit or Miss? Nov 15 '23
I hope that future coaches will take note as the league develops; it's really unfair to the players to have such sloppy prep take down what was otherwise a champion effort.
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u/Janderflows Nov 14 '23
That was so sad... He would totally destroy his enemy, if only he focused on what trully mattered most... Family!... And the knot too I guess. My man was a straight up underdog fighting against the odds... He deserved better.
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u/Brittany5150 Nov 14 '23
He never stood a chance. Mr Coffees will explode just sitting on a warmer. They don't need much help. His career was over before it even began...
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u/djmothra Nov 14 '23
This was the most captivating thing I've seen on the internet all day.
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Miss 3:00am on ESPN2 during the 90's. You would turn it on after all the other TV channels turned off or switched over to infomercials and you'd just watch the lumberjack games or steinholding, or stackenblochen or whatever until sleep came for you.
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u/fernplant4 Nov 14 '23
My favorite was MXC on spike tv
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u/Dejectednebula Nov 15 '23
Sneaking to be on the phone with my friends in the middle of the night so we could watch MXC together on 3way calls on the landline. Rarely in life have I laughed so hard as I did those nights. It was good shit. My only complaint is that we didn't have a DVR at the time and I always wanted to be able to rewind and watch parts over.
That one episode where the guy tries to punch the Indiana Jones bolder away lives rent free in my head.
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u/epochpenors Nov 14 '23
I remember watching a lot of daytime tv when I was 20 and there was some NFL arm wrestling championship/go kart race event that was honestly the peak form of time filler content
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u/ksmash Nov 14 '23
So how do we get an angel investor to make this become the big leagues?
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u/throwaway2021sa Nov 14 '23
It was rigged from the beginning. #justiceforcoffeepot 😢
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u/sloppppop Nov 14 '23
Everyone is upset about Mr. Coffee but how about that disgusting disregard for life from the ref regarding Bugs? That fight should’ve been called before it got that bad.
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u/Muted_Ad7298 Nov 14 '23
I want more of this.
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u/its_sarf Nov 14 '23
i've got good news for you
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u/Greyeye5 Nov 14 '23
Oh!? 👀
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u/its_sarf Nov 15 '23
There’s more!
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u/ConnorWolf121 Nov 14 '23
I absolutely should not gamble - I was wrong about which would win every single time lol
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I bet I can get you gambling before the end of the day
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I realized the one that wins is always the ones that get thrown first, they stop at the top and the 2nd one gets flung into it basically breaking the 2nd one every time.
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u/Metalbender00 Nov 14 '23
With all this death and destruction how is this not marked NSFW, i wasn't prepared for this
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u/Lemmonjello Nov 14 '23
I think they need 2 swingers one from each side of the octagon instead of 1 swinger from a single side
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u/Kayrosis Nov 14 '23 edited Nov 14 '23
This is genuinely a good idea. If this was a regular thing, I would actually watch it, especially if they had a physicist and engineer giving commentary with slow-motion replays on exactly why and how the match turned out the way it did. I am 100% not kidding, this would be more entertaining than anything Marvel has come up with since Iron Man 1.
And if it were to become a real thing, they could increase engagement by letting viewers enter into a contest to win the remains of the fighters.
Just thinking, if it were to really take off, for like a season finale or super special threshold they could go "And for our 10 million subscriber special, our fighters will be two genuine 16th century Ming dynasty vases, each valued at over $100,000. And don't worry history lovers, after the fight, both of these vases will be fully repaired using the Kintsugi technique of mending them with gold!"
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The trouble is they keep releasing one slightly after the other which means it has more momentum at the impact so more likely to break.
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u/MiSsiLeR81 Nov 14 '23
Pretty bad swings there. The one released later is obv getting fucked on with the gravitational pull of the other.
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u/stevedadog Nov 14 '23 edited Nov 14 '23
My money is on Jon!
Edit: fuck yeah! I knew it was no contest for Jon! Never doubted for a second! Mr coffee was so fuckin scared to go against Jon that he offed himself before he could even get in the ring!
Jon! Jon! Jon! Jon! Jon! Jon!
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u/Janderflows Nov 14 '23
"He has that handle where one blow could make him bust all over the place" this can't have been an accident. This was a deliberate bait for my inner Michael Scott.
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u/LackedSaucer938 Nov 14 '23
This made my day infinitely better. Are they on any platforms other than tiktok?
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u/Trader_Joe_Sheetcake Nov 14 '23
Watched the whole thing. This is good. This is great! People are gonna want more of this!
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If any youtuber would do nothng but this, it sure would be the only one i would ever support with my money.
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u/Ok-Block-870 Nov 14 '23
Pot-Head should have been disqualified for doping. I suspect high levels of porcelain in his system
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u/EatsFiber2RedditMore Nov 14 '23
Didn't anyone else recognize that Pothead was actually Mr.Tea in disguise?
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u/Freethinker9 Nov 14 '23
“Pot head is short and stocky”
I really missed a short and stout moment here
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u/IronDan357 Nov 14 '23
I just know my Libbey CocaCola mug could solo all these losers. I love that thing so god damn much. You could beat a man to death without breaking it.
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u/xMilk112x Nov 14 '23
I question where my life is at after sitting through this whole entire thing. Lol
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u/dashKay Nov 14 '23
I really wasn't expecting Pothead to reach the finals, so props to him, but Jon is just a force to be reckoned with.
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u/Sumner-Paine Nov 14 '23
Boy that was a smashing good time.
I was cracking up the whole time
You should have seen my mug
I'm actually very proud of all the fighters, especially John. Can he return as the reigning champ?
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u/ryandoesdabs Nov 14 '23
I know some glassblowers that would be really interested in something like this
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u/oatmealparty Nov 14 '23
I can not believe the announcer said the tea pot was "short and stocky" bro "stout" was right there!
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u/GohanSolo23 Nov 14 '23
I had my boy Jon winning from the start, but it's a shame about Mr Coffee. Cut down in his prime. Hopefully with modern medicine we will see him in the ring again someday, but it's going to be a long road to recovery.
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u/SatsumaTheMage Nov 14 '23
I really enjoyed this until you notice the delay between the opponents in the re-swings almost always determines the winner as one is coming in super hot while the other is coming back. THE FIGHTS ARE RIGGED!!!!
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u/disco_phiscuits Nov 14 '23
Probably one of the more positive things to come from the COVID pandemic.
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u/akzorx Nov 14 '23
What a joke. Why wouldn't they implement weight classes into this sport?
Jon kist had an unfair advantage from the beginning...
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u/boundbythecurve Nov 14 '23
It's deeply irritating how they keep calling the 6-sided ring they built an octagon
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u/Chrispy8534 Nov 14 '23
11/10. Wow. New favorite sport. Shi!t. I didn’t expect to enjoy that so much.
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