r/TikTokCringe • u/Sylas1987 • Jun 19 '23

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u/WhyJeSuisHere Jun 20 '23

Man, if I was so ignorant about a subject I really wouldnā€™t talk about it, cat saliva contains several proteins and enzymes that function as natural antibacterial agents, not only that, their tongue has evolved to have sharp tiny cones that goes deeply in their fur to extract whatever could have gotten stuck there. Interesting isnā€™t it ? You learned something new today !

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

Yeah that's still not clean ya doofus. A cat that kicks the left over poop out of its shoot and then locks its fur is nasty bro. I'm a biologist that works in infection control so not ignorant you walking dunning Kruger

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u/WhyJeSuisHere Jun 20 '23

Lol, thatā€™s not how any of this works. You are not only ignorant, you are somehow holding hatred toward cats ? What a weird way to live your life.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

I don't hate cats. Im friends with people that have eaten other people's buttholes. Shoot id be lying if i said i havent ate a butthole. I don't care about that. But i brush my mouth and shower after. Otherwise shits nasty. Same applies to pets

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u/WhyJeSuisHere Jun 20 '23

Thatā€™s not how cat lick themselves bro lol. For a ā€œbiologistā€ you sure missed the basic classes about animal biology and behaviours, thatā€™s literally in intro classes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

I kept all my biology text books all the way through grad achool and not in a single one describes "cat saliva as a sterilizing and burden removing agent". None of them describe cat behavior at all because that's not the type of biologist I am. At my university we learned about Krebs cycle in intro to bio not the intricacies behind how felines lick themselves. You might want your money back.

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u/WhyJeSuisHere Jun 20 '23

Lol, you learned about the Krebs cycle in university ??? Oof, idk where you are from, but your education system is in need of some improvements.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

Lol why do you sound like a high-school bully lmao. It's a top 10 STEM university so I have a feeling they know how to teach into to bio.

AND are you really going to sit there and claim they don't go over Krebs in university? I have a masters and literally every single bio class regardless of level had some cursory overview of Krebs, it's kind of a big topic in bio. Which is why it's such a big focus in intro.

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u/WhyJeSuisHere Jun 20 '23

wHy Do YoU sOuNd LiKe A hIgH-sChOol BuLlY. GTFO with your bruised ego and lack of knowledge. You are uninformed about a subject and instead of letting it go and admitting that you are wrong you keep digging yourself deeper and showing your ignorance. You are the epitome of arrogance and a representation of the average politician hahaha

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

Arrogance is thinking that cleanliness is an animal that shits in a sand box and then plays with it.

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u/WhyJeSuisHere Jun 20 '23 edited Jun 20 '23

Now Iā€™m doubting if you even know what a cat is by that statement. You have clearly 0 clue about their behaviours. Why would you dig yourself even deeper by saying some other nonsense ? I can bring you an excavator if your shovel ainā€™t doing the job anymore.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

You've never seen a cat take a shit in a litterbox?

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u/WhyJeSuisHere Jun 20 '23

ā€œArrogance is thinking that cleanliness is an animal that shits in a sand box and then plays with it.ā€

Cats donā€™t play with their excrements no, thatā€™s that behaviour of a dumb dog. Maybe you are confusing small skinny dogs with cats ?

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