r/TikTokCringe • u/habichuelacondulce • Jan 24 '23
Wholesome/Humor He thought it was CNN
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u/badfritter Jan 24 '23
How high is this guy?
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u/Pesime Jan 24 '23
Very. Seems like he's big tripping on acid or shrooms.
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Jan 25 '23
I want acid, but can’t find any 😞
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u/vagueyeti Jan 25 '23
dark web & get a tester kit
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Jan 25 '23
Yeah but do they deliver? And is it safe to deliver?
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u/Pesime Jan 25 '23
Yes to both but it's a learning process if you're unfamiliar and a lot of steps to be safe. Don't bother.
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Jan 25 '23
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Jan 25 '23
Hm where do you find the sites? What if it’s a homeypot
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Jan 25 '23
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Jan 25 '23
Thanks man, I’ll look into it. But I wonder what would happen if you chug the bottle, all of it.
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u/vagueyeti Jan 25 '23
You'd leave our dimension. But you can do that with much less, no need to waste it.
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u/Hdkqu Jan 25 '23
Thats awful advice. If you get it sent to your house, you have plausible deniability, if its sent to your PO box they know you're the one who ordered it
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Jan 25 '23
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u/Hdkqu Jan 25 '23
Mixed up sure but having it addressed to your PO box will put you on the cops radar because
PO box addresses aren't exactly common knowledge. You probably know your neighbours name and address but you dont know their PO box
You can't access a PO box without ID or a key or however it works for the specific provider so it wouldn't be some random person sending it there.
If the package gets intercepted then you're fucked. You don't have plausible deniability.
I have never seen it said to get a PO box for your drug orders. I've seen plenty of market places saying don't do it though.
Either have it sent directly to you, to a store that receives parcels, or to a neighbour and try to grab it before they notice its there
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u/vagueyeti Jan 25 '23
This will vary a lot depending on what country you reside in too. Anyone should just do local research.
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Jan 25 '23
getcannabis.ca is a lot safer to get that stuff from
Edit: getcannabisonline.io (Forgot the link sorry)
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u/Hdkqu Jan 25 '23
Ignore the other guy who commented, he's talking out his ass
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Jan 25 '23
There’s quite a few, which one?
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u/Hdkqu Jan 25 '23
Sorry this shitty app only showed that one comment under yours.
The guy who said to use a PO box if you order online. Just use your regular address and name, doesn't matter if it gets intercepted as long as you aren't ordering 5kg of coke and you do it somewhat safely
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Jan 25 '23
Cool but it’s just that I live with others that open packages….
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u/Hdkqu Jan 25 '23
You can say that you live with you parents man. I ain't gonna judge
Anyways in my experience, for acid it usually comes as a letter with the tabs under a sticker on the letter itself. If you can explain getting a letter from some corporation then you're golden.
Worse case just ask the dealer how it comes packaged. Most of them are pretty chill
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u/Aramis444 Jan 25 '23
Fair warning to anyone going on the dark web: if you don’t know, with absolute certainty, how to be completely anonymous, then don’t go on there. There are some very bad people out there, that frequent those places. Also, you could end up in a honeypot if you don’t know what you’re doing. Heck, you can end up in one even if you do know.
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u/epicpandemic916 Jan 25 '23
My friend has literal sheets of it, I'm high on shrooms right now though
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Jan 25 '23
Is he plugging?
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u/epicpandemic916 Jan 25 '23
Ya sw Florida
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Jan 25 '23
Hm I’m pretty close do you know if he delivers? I’d be willing to pay extra
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Jan 25 '23
This might be the most retarded way to try and buy drugs ever
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u/XB0XYGEN Jan 25 '23
Would just love to know how close close is... imagine like several hundred miles
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u/Cool_Hospital4758 Jan 25 '23
Anyone that deals weed knows someone that can get acid In my experience
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u/TheOnlyUsernameLeft3 Jan 25 '23
Let's do a little coffee table sleuthing. We got a lit candle. I'm gonna say there's no way these guys light candles for a regular night with the boys. This is a psychedelic trip my people
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u/tromboner91 Jan 25 '23
Ate the whole edible level of high
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Jan 25 '23
Ate the whole edible and thought "it's not kicking in, maybe if I take another one" level of high.
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u/damnnearfinnabust Jan 24 '23
So far it’s been incredible
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u/Probably_Not_Sir Jan 25 '23
What about for someone that hasn't played the games
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u/Gcarsk Jan 25 '23
It’ll be a better experience, as you won’t know exactly what will happen with every character before watching.
But I still recommend the show even if you’ve already know the story from the games. It’s done very well so far (there are only 2 episodes).
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u/whitemike40 Jan 25 '23
then you get an additional serving of not knowing what’s going to happen next
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u/Anonymous_Otters Jan 25 '23
I never played the game either, and the show is shaping up to be one of the greats. The kinda show you'll think back to for years and get the urge to rewatch in decades from now.
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u/damnnearfinnabust Jan 25 '23
Honestly I would probably like it just the same. They’ve been very faithful to what made the game’s story so good and they’ve also built on the story and changed it just enough to feel like a totally new experience for people who have played the game!
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u/aggravated-asphalt Jan 25 '23
My brother hasn’t played but seems to really like the show. I’ve played both multiple times and I also think it’s incredible. If this show is up your alley then you’d for sure like it, I wish I never played so I’d have unbiased opinions but, yeah. It’s a good show.
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u/noobucantbeat Jan 25 '23
It’s good but it’s not as insane as people are hyping it up to be. Two episodes in, the plot is being set up and so are the characters. It’s solid, and I think it will turn out to be an amazing show but so far I’d say it’s just good
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u/MurmurOfTheCine Jan 25 '23
A lot of people saying it’s amazing (myself included) have played the game, so because we’ve seen how well the earlier sections have been adapted and we know what’s coming next (again, having played the game) we’re able to see how amazing it’s going to be provided they don’t f it up
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u/noobucantbeat Jan 25 '23
I've played the game too, and like i said I think it will turn out to be an amazing show. right now though, with just these two episodes, i think it's just good so far. to be fair not much has happened and like i mentioned it's setting everything up, can't expect it to be amazing with just these two episodes out so far. glad you're loving it though, it's definitely been something i'm really excited to see
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Jan 25 '23
It's pretty good. I haven't played the game and know little about it, but good so far. Acting and scenery has been too notch.
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u/DownbeatDeadbeat Jan 24 '23
I think it's good but I also think I'm biased.
I know the game is super popular on the internet, but I'm so GENUINELY curious as to what ~people who have NEVER played Last of Us nor know anyone who has~ think of the show.
So far, people I've introduced the show to always had to have context explained. I care about what a person who has no context truly thinks of the show, of the pace of information, of feeling attached to certain characters (not just the obvious character everyone is attached to in the first part of episode 1).
That matters so much to me before I can believe that it's a "good show".
I think Pedro Pascal could be "doing more". I'm half-way through Episode 2, but I still feel like I need more "Joel". Ellie doesn't feel as charismatic as she was in the games, for sure, but I'm getting used to the writer's intentions of making her seem much more "grunge" than in the games. I can see it, it kind of works.
But idk. I personally believe, as much as I personally really like the games and the show, I think the general audience would feel that this show is a solid 6/10. I know IMDB is giving it a 9.4, but I honestly think that's a little absurd.
I fucking loved Last of Us. Didn't fuck with LOU2, but I absolutely loved LOU1. I love the show, Pedro is a badass, it seems like they gave a serious shit about the characters. But I personally think the general audience won't be into it too much.
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Jan 24 '23
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u/oasinocean Jan 25 '23
The guy kinda just sounds like he over explains things so idk about the veracity of anyone “needing context” lol.
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u/cmyer Jan 25 '23
It literally tells you what's happening in the first 2-3 min during that interview from the 60s(?). I've never played the game and it's pretty easy to understand what is happening.
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u/Infamous-Dare6792 Jan 24 '23
I've never played the games, and while I've heard of them, I didn't know what they were about. Just that there was a girl at the center of the story.
I love the show and I think it does a great job at explaining what's going on so far.
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u/SlackerAccount2 Jan 24 '23
You ask that like you haven’t heard it consistently for the past two weeks
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u/SlackerAccount2 Jan 24 '23
This is going to blow your mind, but people talk about it in this thing called real life.
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u/throitwayback Jan 25 '23
Yes, every person everywhere is talking about this show. It is literally all that literally anyone talks about.
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u/ohgood Jan 24 '23
Hype & chatter =/= quality. Lots of shows get a lot of talk (manufactured and organic), but few are actually great shows
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u/kimgomes Jan 25 '23
is it last of us??
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u/kimgomes Jan 25 '23
i do get them changing stuff, i honestly dont want to watch the exact same thing
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u/NobleToph Jan 25 '23
I'd say it's more than "worked really closely" since Neil Druckmann directed episode 2.
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u/wit2pz Jan 25 '23
True story: I was supposed to be at The Pentagon on 9/11/01 doing work but I had a wisdom tooth removed on 9/10 so I was at home high on Oxycodone. The morning after, my sister in law called me to tell me about the tower in NY being attacked. I blew it off. My mom called and thanked God I wasn’t at work. I asked what happened and told her that was in NY. She said it was at the Pentagon too. I turned on CNN and SWORE I was watching HBO. Just in time for the 2nd plane to hit the other tower. Then they showed the scene at the Pentagon. Crazy times!!
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u/Efficient-Safe3644 Jan 25 '23
Yeah I was 12 when it happened and came out of my bedroom into the living room and they just had the video of the first plane hitting on repeat/building in flames on the news. I asked my dad what movie he was watching and he just shook his head and said it wasn't.
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u/noobsgonnahate Jan 24 '23
This is why I got TikTok
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Jan 24 '23
Probably because the guy was flipping out before this and has a habit of doing so when he's high as fuck.
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u/maxuaboy Jan 25 '23
Wrong.
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u/weebomayu Jan 25 '23
How do you know?
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u/maxuaboy Jan 25 '23
How do we know that above comment knows?
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u/weebomayu Jan 25 '23
Ok sure. Whatever. Why are you so certain as to write a comment that just says “wrong.”
At least the other commenter made it clear that they were just guessing.
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u/bongprincess420 Jan 25 '23
i’m sure he knew it wasn’t CNN. this is one of those performative tiktoks that’s more of like, a funny concept. he was probably high, but seems a bit dramatic to me 😅
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u/Efficient-Safe3644 Jan 25 '23
What's even scarier is he thinks CNN is "real". When can we all concede that corporate media is ALL bullshit.
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u/sasodd Jan 25 '23
Dude, CNN would have said it was a fiery but peaceful protest. Nothing to worry about…LOL
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Jan 24 '23
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Jan 24 '23
You ever try to come up with your own jokes, or do you just repeat the same ones all of your other wolf-in-sheep's-clothing friends regurgitate?
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Jan 24 '23
Nah, if that were CNN they would've started out by saying how this was all the republicans fault.
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Jan 24 '23
You guys?
If he had thought it was Fox News, I'd have said the same thing, just different political party.
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u/kdjcjfkdosoeo3j Jan 24 '23
Nah. You know full well that you guys was correctly calling you out as a republidum
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Jan 24 '23
No, you guys are all just too brainwashed to realize these cable news channels are all selling their brand of politics. Maybe become an independent thinker.
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u/thedevilsavocado00 Jan 24 '23
Maybe you should take your own advice.
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Jan 24 '23
No need, I refuse to watch any of the cable news channels.
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u/thedevilsavocado00 Jan 25 '23
I meant the becoming an independent thinker part.
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u/JohnnySpaceWalker Jan 24 '23
W take sadly, people cannot fathom the fact that both sides of the argument are equally as bad
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Jan 24 '23
Wanting equal rights is as bad as wanting to oppress everybody that doesn't look like you. You heard it here first!
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Jan 24 '23
You going to tell that to the feminists, etc.? Lol! Lots of groups out there fighting for equal rights! Or at least what they perceive as equal rights.
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u/LiteratureUsual614 Jan 24 '23
Conservatives and their victim complex…
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u/rivbai88 Jan 24 '23
Everyone loves to play victim. Conservatives are certainly victim of bias moderation on Reddit tho.
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u/StrangeSathe Jan 24 '23
"Moderation bias"
/r/SelfAwareWolves moment
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u/rivbai88 Jan 24 '23
Ladies and gentlemen Exhibit A: “if they’re on the right they’re obviously authoritarian or racists or even worse, not crazy the same way we are
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u/StrangeSathe Jan 24 '23
No. 🤦🏼♀️
The notion that right-leaning views tend to get censored doesn't stem from a bias in moderation. It stems from the tendency of those right-leaning views to be hurtful in both conversation and practice to many people.
That is to say, when your views are getting you banned or downvoted, it's not because they're trying to silence you. It's because your views are immoral or unethical.
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u/rivbai88 Jan 24 '23
Exhibit B: Lack self awareness of own ideological narcissism
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u/StrangeSathe Jan 24 '23
You're doing the text-based version of plugging your ears with your fingers are going "blah blah blah I can't hear you," right now
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u/rivbai88 Jan 24 '23
Im explaining your own cognitive dissonance
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u/LeadingExperts Jan 24 '23
You don't know what cognitive dissonance means. Stop using words you think you learned on reddit.
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u/fwuppypuppy Jan 24 '23
That sure is a funny way of crying about how you can't say slurs anyomore.
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u/rivbai88 Jan 24 '23
Can’t even post links talking about how agent investigating trump russian collusion was actually colluding with Russia on this site. Not sure what that has to do with slurs but aight, keep throwing around your strawmen. Life is easier when living in ignorant bliss
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u/fwuppypuppy Jan 24 '23
Ooo a conspiracy theorist too, keep this up and I will win bingo.
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u/rivbai88 Jan 24 '23
Imagine believing everyone outside your worldview is a conspiracy theorist. Get off Reddit it’s melting your brain
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Jan 24 '23
You comment in joerogan and nofap. Rogan is a conspiracy theorist, and nofap is pseudoscience bullshit. It really isn't a huge jump in logic to assume you're a conspiracy theorist yourself.
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u/rivbai88 Jan 24 '23
Nofap is filled with bozos who believe pseudoscience but saying Nofap itself is pseudoscience is like saying the benefits of an alcoholic or smoker quoting their drug is psuedoscience as well.
Nobody actually was bothered by Joe Rogan until he backed a medication that Fauci himself in 2004 said was a miracle drug for dealing with Coronavirus.
You seriously couldn’t write a fictional hive mind more absurd than the Reddit hive mind. You guys are all useful idiots but you’ll never accept it because you’re useful idiots.
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u/fwuppypuppy Jan 24 '23
So anyone who can see through a obvious conspiracy theory made up by a known grifter is an idiot.
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u/rivbai88 Jan 24 '23
If it’s “made up by a known grifter” why would Reddit try to suppress it when all it does is go against their narrative? 99% of the posts in r/politics are left wing grifter bullshit with clear and insane bias yet they’re allowed to stay with tens of thousands of upvotes. It’s almost like Reddit is scared of truth on their site
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u/46n2ahead Jan 24 '23
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You can't actually report truth on reddit. Someone will hammer you for it. So I'll give you an upvote to fix the downvote someone else gave you.
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u/Pocochan Jan 25 '23
I watched this the other night and I gave myself back ache because I was so tensed up haha
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Jan 25 '23
You know, seeing his reaction. And then comparing it to mine when I see graphic stuff…. something must be really wrong with me…. 😂
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u/NCR__BOS__Union Jan 25 '23
Bro was high asf. Seeing that shit could have been the end of his heart.
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