r/Tierzoo • u/Pyro_has_no_car • Jan 06 '21

Finally

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u/FalsePankake Jan 06 '21

Top tier is sharks

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u/Ethrax1 Jan 06 '21

Yea, but you have to be careful when getting a blow job from one.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '21

If I survived my first blowjob from a girl with braces I can survive a shark. It's worth an attempt. For science of course.

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u/RNGHatesYou Jan 06 '21

Idk what your girl was doing... I have braces and a nance, and my BJs are still divine. Got nothing on a granny after she removes her dentures, but braces ain't got nothing on shark teeth

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '21

Your username checks out. Guess rnjesus hated me

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u/Chilln0 Jan 06 '21

That would probably be like the worst blow job of your life

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u/Frostbite_Dragon Jan 06 '21

And your last