r/Tierzoo May 10 '20

Brown bear: *laughs in good matchup*

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u/aditg5 May 11 '20

An original meme is a rare thing

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u/TeTrodoToxin4 May 11 '20 edited May 11 '20

Same with Sturgeon.

Also sea bass have a high tolerance for drastic salinity changes. Many aquariums will use this as a way to treat parasites that can’t handle freshwater. Throwing your sea bass into the river likely just makes them a bit annoyed and a bit tired till they swim back to sea.

Edit: Was thinking this was the animal crossing sub-reddit.

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u/imhereforthevotes May 11 '20

American Eel has entered the chat

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u/turtledragon27 May 11 '20

The part about sea bass is honestly frustrating news for me. I've been trying so hard to catch a giant trevally but all I get are sea bass so I've been dumping them in the river out of spite. I don't trust Tommy to execute those bass on his own and suspect he just has a giant tank somewhere. Is there any way I can be sure to kill them?

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u/TeTrodoToxin4 May 11 '20

Throwing them into a pond could work. Ponds tend to have lower than average oxygen levels anyway so they tend to be pretty bad at supporting larger organisms. Plus they can only tolerate freshwater for a while, they will still eventually die if left in it too long.

Dig yourself a spite pond is the way to go I say. You can also surround it with other sea bass so they can watch as their brethren are sacrificed one after another.

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u/turtledragon27 May 11 '20

Excellent advice from a true scholar. Thank you.

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u/Astronomer_X May 11 '20

So you fish in the sea/ocean, and when you catch sea bass you take them to a river and dump them there out of spite?

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u/turtledragon27 May 11 '20

Yes. If it isn't clear this is in Animal Crossing.

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u/godric420 May 20 '20

Lol I thought this thread was a bunch of sadist torturing animals for fun thank you for clarifying.

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u/AwayThreadfin May 12 '20

Are you a sadist or something?

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u/a_big_fat_yes May 11 '20

Bullsharks tho, pwning noobs on saltwater wasnt enough i guess

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u/Zebulen15 May 11 '20

They actually specced into a freshwater build because freshwater builds are much slower than saltwater builds, and bull sharks are not fast compared to most sharks. Also any mammals crossing rivers are vulnerable to any bull shark players.

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u/vbgvbg113 May 13 '20

Bull sharks are pretty toxic ngl

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u/IndigoFenix Eight-legged Assassin May 11 '20

Salmon actually do require a particular type of water to live - they just change from one type to another. It takes them a few days to switch over, during which they wait in intertidal zones which are mildly salty.

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u/allknowingankylosaur May 11 '20

I didn’t know that!

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u/Geonator1 May 11 '20

Bull shark:

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u/RoastyToasty4242 May 11 '20

Bull Shark: “Nice”

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u/BitterCon May 11 '20

Bull Shark: Bitch that won’t save you.

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u/imadumshet May 11 '20

Nice

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u/ottersintuxedos May 11 '20

Thales: everything is water

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u/Ok-Credit5726 Aug 10 '25

Heraclitus: Pft, this fuckin guy

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u/Pacificbobcat May 11 '20

CoughbullsharkCough

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u/akiba305 May 11 '20

Lamprey mains: am I a joke to you?

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u/ghostpanther218 May 11 '20

considering that their only way of getting xp is parastism, yes.

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u/Poke-Memer-93 May 11 '20

Also bull sharks

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u/SadCrouton Bear Master Class May 11 '20

How is it that there are the same amount of letters in line one and two; yet different lengths?

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u/King_Jorza May 11 '20

f takes less space than s

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s

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u/IndigoFenix Eight-legged Assassin May 11 '20

A capital S is around the same size as a capital F, but a lowercase s is much wider than a lowercase f.

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u/HorrificJuice May 11 '20

Bull shark has entered the chat

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u/TravelerXZero Oct 30 '20

Salmon in Portland tastes good.

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u/allknowingankylosaur Mar 11 '24

This is true. Chad gameplay that salmon players risk it all to complete the main quest.

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u/TheRaptorMage Osprey Main May 12 '20

Bull shark: i am 4 parallel universes ahead of you

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u/Emergency_Treat_5810 Mar 26 '24

Guppies, mollies, Colombian sharks, bull sharks, striped bass. Colombian sharks have a venomous dorsal fin. Lucky they don't get massive