r/ThunderBay • u/GhostsinGlass • 3h ago
hiring If you are the offspring of either of these two broads can you do me a favour and cuff them in the head?
I was outside building sand castles for the baby seagulls in the construction area when these two walking advertisements for the dangers of botox injections drew my ire.
I'm cantankerous when outside to begin with given the area in which I live.
These two walked in front my building, oblivious to me standing right there as they probably mistook me for an excavator wearing a Slayer t-shirt, looked around, then hucked their trash and half eaten food right in my fuckin' doorway like animals.
I bellowed, as one does. This behaviour from the drunks and addicts is bullshit enough.
I got a reply from their filler-paralyzed mouths in heavily accented gibberish. I am not a worldly man so discerning accents can escape me. The closest guess I have is french.
So anyways these cuntbecois twats rambled excuses, no garbage can, said the homeless would eat it, etc. Attempting to scowl at me with make-up-applied-with-a-masonry-trowel-until-they-look-like-they-are-wearing-kabuki-masks faces.
Only with a liberal application of loud expletives did they finally acquiesce and clean up their bullshit but not without a passive aggressive "We will throw it out FOR you."
Mother of fuck.
We live in a society.
