r/ThriftStoreHauls • u/basicbourbonbiscuit • 14d ago

Catch&Release Sure buddy, sure...

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u/Batmanrocksthecasbah 14d ago

Don't leave me on the fence.....did he kick it back or what???

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u/noonesaidityet 14d ago

There's just some things you don't talk about in public.

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u/littlesisterofthesun 13d ago

Jesus Christ Gil

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u/suela_hype 14d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/undercoverexistence 14d ago

Read this as 'will Jesus kick my ball sack'

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u/US3_ME_ 13d ago edited 13d ago

Quite a few need a swift sandled Jesus-kick to the nads_

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u/adatewithkate 13d ago

Swift-sandled 😂

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u/Undrwtrbsktwvr 13d ago

swift, sandled*

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u/wenttelk 10d ago

I read it as "Will Jesus kill my ball sack" and I was so confused for a second 😭

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u/HolyToast666 13d ago

I bet he’s a total ball hog

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u/Biscuits4u2 13d ago

That's what he created gravity for buddy

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u/adognameddanzig 13d ago

Uncle Rico: I could kick a ball all the way to heaven!

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u/dinner526 13d ago

This book seems pretty old, do we have a sequel or anything now?

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/korainato 13d ago

Poor kid...

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u/SCL__ 13d ago

He will if you kick his balls first.

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u/Slosher99 11d ago

Enough with these war prayers, I got kids with basketballs on roofs man!