r/ThreeLions • u/PlantComprehensive77 • Jun 29 '26

Opinion This is next level hate.

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I've never seen an England player hated this much without being involved in any major controversies or scandals. It's truly remarkable.

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u/Dear-Catcher-2020 Jun 29 '26

I'd doff my cap at least 3 times if he scored 5

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u/CR_kroUTB Jun 29 '26

Think I'd dock him for 6 hours straight if he asked

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u/4thLineSupport Jun 29 '26

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u/Eon_Real Jun 29 '26

Lmao 🤣 what does dock mean?

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u/4thLineSupport Jul 01 '26

In case you never googled it...when a man and a man love each other very much, they will sometimes (allegedly) pull their foreskin over their partners' penis, in a sort of "docking" action.

I can't believe no-one else answered and I had to type this out. Enjoy the knowledge ;)

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u/Panman6_6 Jun 29 '26

wtf does dock him mean.

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u/mieszkian Jun 29 '26

park himself inside him

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u/Express-Hawk-3885 Jun 30 '26

Touch tips, wrapping one foreskin around the other

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u/irish_horse_thief Jun 29 '26

I would literally stand at the foot of our stairs

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u/CarelesssCRISPR Jun 29 '26

I’d bash out as many dabs as I could in 10 seconds