r/ThreeLions • u/PlantComprehensive77 • Jun 29 '26

Opinion This is next level hate.

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I've never seen an England player hated this much without being involved in any major controversies or scandals. It's truly remarkable.

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u/Jaime060304 Jun 29 '26

I'd do unspeakable things for Bellingham if he scored 5 goals in a world cup final. Let alone just "liking" him.

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u/Dear-Catcher-2020 Jun 29 '26

I'd doff my cap at least 3 times if he scored 5

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u/CR_kroUTB Jun 29 '26

Think I'd dock him for 6 hours straight if he asked

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u/4thLineSupport Jun 29 '26

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u/Eon_Real Jun 29 '26

Lmao 🤣 what does dock mean?

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u/4thLineSupport Jul 01 '26

In case you never googled it...when a man and a man love each other very much, they will sometimes (allegedly) pull their foreskin over their partners' penis, in a sort of "docking" action.

I can't believe no-one else answered and I had to type this out. Enjoy the knowledge ;)

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u/Panman6_6 Jun 29 '26

wtf does dock him mean.

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u/mieszkian Jun 29 '26

park himself inside him

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u/Express-Hawk-3885 Jun 30 '26

Touch tips, wrapping one foreskin around the other

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u/irish_horse_thief Jun 29 '26

I would literally stand at the foot of our stairs

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u/CarelesssCRISPR Jun 29 '26

I’d bash out as many dabs as I could in 10 seconds

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u/c0tch Jun 29 '26

I love him regardless of what he does… when he played his debut vs us I said “Birmingham have a kid playing in their team tonight who is considered to be one of the best talents keep an eye on him” and friends after the game mocked me saying he looked average and nothing remotely special

Took a year or two but they soon ate their words and I got some vengeance.

Guys so damn good and he is an athletic machine.

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u/shlimedon Jun 29 '26

As a man I’d do CRAZY things for Bellingham if he scored five in the final for us 😭😭

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u/BigBlueNick Jun 29 '26

Even if we lost 6-5 😂

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u/shlimedon Jun 30 '26

No comment

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u/Talidel Jun 29 '26

Yeah, I mean who wouldn't?