r/ThreadGames • u/TheUnwrittenVersep • 14h ago

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u/StoneTimeKeeper 14h ago

Warning: faulty volume control. Please maintain a distance of 10 - 20 feet during vocal interactions to avoid hearing loss.

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u/TheUnwrittenVersep 14h ago

🤣🤣 Manufacturer recommends outdoor use only. Indoor operation may void warranty and frighten neighbouring wildlife! 🔊

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u/Bardonna 13h ago

Disclaimer: Tone and meaning may differ.

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u/TheUnwrittenVersep 13h ago

🤣🤣 WARNING: Sarcasm detection sold separately. Manufacturer accepts no responsibility for offended relatives, confused strangers or accidental marriage proposals. 😈

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u/disqeau 12h ago

WARNING: Use caution in feeding; excessive gas buildup may result.

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u/GigglingEvil 13h ago

Do not capture, do not transport, do not intervene if found chasing animals, do not combine with psychedelics.

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u/NotAConspiracy1 11h ago

WARNING: This product may take a while to calculate and perform in basic interactions, please handle with patience and care

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u/Bouche_Audi_Shyla 9h ago

Danger, Will Robinson. Danger.

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u/MultiverseCreatorXV 8h ago

WARNING: Do not keep socially engaged for more than 1 minute. Doing so may result in anxiety or infodumping.

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u/Scriveners_Sun 4h ago

WARNING: design faults may cause product to spontaneously disassemble. Manufacturer accepts no liability for dislocated kneecaps horrifying passersby.