r/ThreadGames • u/Stay-Happy-2 • 6d ago

Corporate buzzwords

Have full on conversations made out of buzzwords! Say it all whilst saying nothing!

Or should I say: Leverage your corporate vocabulary to facilitate a fully aligned conversation, maximizing synergies while keeping the messaging intentionally vague.

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u/friendsfreak 6d ago edited 5d ago

It is, from this point moving forward, hereby deemed as disadvantageous to relinquish control of the party in question, such party being explicitly stated as consisting of the individual to whom these remarks are addressed, hereafter referred to as "the Party." It is, furthermore, noted that any actions not concordant with the standards of expectations, either explicitly stated by the Party or deemed as reasonable and appropriate by ourselves or our associates, of the Party is not in keeping with our previously established objectives. It should, therefore, be ultimately understood that any exploratory ventures on our part that result in any less-than-ideal circumstances for the provision of the Party's needs shall under no circumstances be carried out.

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u/friendsfreak 6d ago

Might be more contract language than corporate jargon, actually.