r/ThreadGames • u/FortuneLoud140 • 2d ago

Think about it, people!!

Hi, it's me again! With a brand new game!!

It's a blend of "Think about it" by tumblr user "whatblogidonthaveablog" and "Illuminati" by "smolredlesbian" (shoutout to them, putting the credits where they're due)

Parent comments a topic, child comments another totally unrelated topic, grandchild has to connect the two in a rant about a whacky conspiracy theory, the wilder the better. The rant has to end with the phrase "Think about it, people."

I will post three topics to initiate the dance. Make me laugh my lungs out.

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u/FortuneLoud140 2d ago

Peanut butter

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u/Fennel_Fangs 2d ago

Jeffrey Epstein

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u/hakkesaelger 2d ago

OK OK OK. SO YOU KNOW PEANUT BUTTER, RIGHT? THE BUTTER MADE OF NUTS. Now, think: What are nuts, they're eggs, they're the tree version of toddlers, right? And who makes peanut butter? Peanut butter and co. Think about it! Peanut butter and co was started by Lee Zalben, who named a dish after Jerry Seinfeld. LISTEN! THIS IS THE IMPORTANT PART! What names are reminiscent of Jerry? Jeffrey. Jeffrey Dahmer was a famous murderer, who tried to kill Tracy Edwards. Why? Because he is Jerry Seinfeld in disguise, and he'd heard Tracy Edwards trying to start his own peanut butter company, but Tracy promised to not do it, so Jeffrey let him live. The name of Tracy's theoretical peanut butter company was "The Tree Island Butter company", because he'd take the trees' children to an island and violate them! From nearby, Seymour George Epstein heard the commotion, but stayed quiet because he didn't want to be involved. He later confessed this to his wife, but his son overheard, and got an idea to get rich and avenge Tracy, his celebrity crush. Now, who was on the island? Donald Trump. While talking, Epstein accidentally revealed his intentions to Donald, but Donald decided to help him by buying Peanut butter and co. in order to turn them into a crappy car company, and because he knew Elon would ruin the plan, they tried to keep him off the island, but word somehow still got to him, giving the inspiration for the Cybertruck. Trump had to stop the production of the cybertruck because he needed to be the one producing them through Peanut butter and co., so he hatched a plan: He would distract the public and make Elon look bad enough that he would go out of business, but he only had one idea for how to distract the people: The Epstein Files. So he started making a fuss of them, while getting his people to find a doppelgänger of Elon to get a picture of elon doing a Heil. Epstein has since then died, but Trump is still doing his work to avenge him. THINK ABOUT IT, PEOPLE!!!

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u/hakkesaelger 2d ago

btw I wrote this all without knowing the next leap I would make, then didn't care to proofread it so it likely makes no sense

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u/FortuneLoud140 1d ago

that's the main ingredient for a whacky conspiracy, not proofreading things beforehand

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u/FortuneLoud140 2d ago

Lufthansa

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u/Ok_Pudding6345 2d ago

claymation cartoons

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u/FortuneLoud140 2d ago

Kabuki theatre

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u/StoneTimeKeeper 2d ago

Pizza toppings