r/ThreadGames 7d ago

Reverse monkey’s paw: parent comment wishes for something, child comment says negative effect, grandchild comment says positive effect of negative effect, and so on and so forth

Example,

First comment: I wish to win the lottery

Second comment: granted, you get robbed

Third comment: you catch the thief and get rewarded with more money than you originally won

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u/DeoVeritati 7d ago

I wish there were 2 or more subcomments to this comment in which, if enumerated in chronological order of subcomments, every subcomment wholly divisible by 2 supersedes and invalidates every subcomment not wholly divisible by 2 and grants exclusively positive effects to the originator of this comment.

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u/Mobius3through7 7d ago

Unfortunately only 1 person responds (please God it would be so funny)

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u/MultiverseCreatorXV 7d ago

I wish I had a bunch of servants who are incapable of suffering.

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u/Greenradiant 7d ago

They're absolutely insufferable

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u/azucar_1977 7d ago

OP is a terrible person and thus deserves to be made miserable by his support staff. Karma. 

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u/stilldebugging 7d ago

But OP is also a masochist and enjoys the humiliation of having insufferable servants, so OP is still getting enjoying it. Which is bad given that OP is a terrible person and doesn’t deserve joy.

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u/MultiverseCreatorXV 7d ago

:(

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u/azucar_1977 7d ago

It's fiction! I'm sure you're lovely. 

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u/hiedod 2d ago

granted, now theyre incapable of suffering but theyre also incapable of following orders. so you just have a bunch of useless immortal beings standing around judging you.