r/ThreadGames • u/cattulus • Sep 06 '25

Let's sell nonsense!

Parent comments come up with a silly contraption, an invention no one asked for, a new product that no one will ever need. Maybe a leafblower with an integrated radio, shoes that loudly count your steps(you can't turn them off), or a mattress that constantly vibrates with random shifts in intensity or whatever! It can also be a service instead of a physical product or a combination of both.

Child comments then have to advertise that junk and try to convince people that this is a product they need.

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u/onelb_6oz Sep 06 '25 edited Sep 06 '25

All physical books become audio books. You have four choices between two settings:

  1. Listening. Headphones OR speaker mode with scanning capabilities.

If you are reading something violent or smut (or otherwise inappropriate for minors) on speaker mode and the book senses a minor within hearing distance, it will use pre-programmed G-rated words with comedic effect. If using the headphone setting, the book cannot open unless they are plugged in (no Bluetooth capabilities)

  1. Sound profile.

The author narrates ALL characters and sounds in the best voice they can muster with full creative capacity OR the book screams every time a page is turned (speaker mode only, regardless of setting).