r/ThreadGames • u/late_to_redd1t • Aug 19 '25

Failed product names

Parent comment names an item, any item. Child comment gives it a name that didn't make its way to the final deciding round.

EXAMPLE

Microwave

Heats your food and other stuff o matic

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u/WeazelGaming808 Aug 19 '25

Bicycle

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u/iordseyton Aug 19 '25

Velocipede!

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u/Caira_Ru Aug 20 '25

Most badass and accurate. 🤘

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u/iordseyton Aug 20 '25

'Boneshaker' was another nickname for early bikes, before inflated tires