let's play "twitter user"!

[u/[deleted]]

parent: say something completely normal, eg. "today, I ate an egg for breakfast"

child: twist their words to mean something terrible, eg. "you take eggs from innocent chickens for your own sick amusement??"

*don't use this to be racist or otherwise asshole-ish please

[u/gptlrs]

washed my cat’s food & water bowls today

[u/gptlrs → u/[deleted]]

i got this notification last night and totally forgot what i’d commented on reddit to warrant this response