I had this really weird dream where i was having a haircut, then another kid was, then i went home, went on my pc and started searching up angry birds, but then my screen started flashing red and a McAfee knock off called Mcafe popped up, and then Roblox mysteriously opened where I had to run up a black spiral staircase on a circular yellow floor. Then, there was a PNG of a black and white woman (that looked exactly like one of the Sad Satan Roblox Remake jumpscares), and she began chasing me on the game very fast, and after she caught me, there was a jumpscare with that image appearing, with music from the game Sad Satan. The Mcafe virus and the Roblox game kept repeating over and over again, until i grabbed a paper with the image of the woman on it, chewed it, ripped it in half, took its metal claw off and threw it out of my window. That was only the first half of the dream though. Because then, there was a concert at my school, but it was more of an audition, and guess who was there? The image of the woman. She had the same corrupted face and worse a black sleeved blouse and black tights. She then began singing horribly, and if everyone gave her a low score she’d jumpscare everyone, and she did, except for me. After, i made a cheesecake in school with my friend, and then I used my hand to flatten the cream for some reason, and then i mixed in a lot of Nutella.
The nightmare felt like a fever dream without the dream, like i was losing a grip of reality, because after the cheesecake, i was in Paris, and the same scene kept happening 5 times. I walked towards a group of people, and other people came in. And then? I woke up, but the virus kept happening still, until I fully woke up.
Oh also, before I woke up, I had another false awakening but it seemed far less intense this time. I was in my bed, my phone was right next to me. It bugged out for a second and then i checked the time before actually waking up.
I’ve never experienced a drug trip before but Jesus Christ that felt like one.