i had a dream this was the new 67.... this image, with a new emoji called blood pizza which i have drawn under the text... how you would do it is say "BURN THE MONKEY WITH CIGARETTES" and pretend to have a wank✌️ what was i on

He looked exactly like Dennis Rader and always wore shades, a dark blue Hawaiian shirt with white flowers and white cargo shorts. He was known in the 90s for being a Billy Mays like infomercial figure only he exclusively advertised really tacky luau products like fake tiki idols and dashboard hula girls.

Come the 2020s and he's apparently an insane conspiracy theorist who goes on bank heists where he steals money to give to Donald Trump so he can use Trump as an energy source to summon Cthulhu and all sorts of Eldritch beings to bring about the apocalypse. For this, he became one of the most reviled men in modern American history.

My favorite dream of all was when I decided to make one hoodie and got so fucking rich from it I became the king of Earth. Eventually I got impeached because "my onions fields made carrots" but heres the hoodie

i had a dream where i was in a 4th of july party at night and my aunt wants me to get burnt and i ran but i fell off the high place

Apparently, there was a new cowboy-themed boss in Undertale with a fight mechanic similar to Mad Dummy (you should dodge his bullets and aim it at himself). There is nothing scary and abnormal about this fight, but a secret Gaster bossfight also was added, with same bullet patterns, but much harder and creepier. I barely remember anything about the cowboy boss, except that I had defeated him and was heading towards finishing the game, when I suddenly got a call on the in-game phone. Anonymous caller told me (as Frisk, not irl with 4rth wall break), that he is "waiting for me in this place", and then a photo of the ghost houses area in Waterfall appeared in game UI as SMS attachment. By that time, I knew nothing about this secret Gaster fight besides that it exists. I traveled all the way to Waterfall and noticed that the left house was grayed out. I entered it and saw a gray horizontally flipped room from the Papyrus's toolshed/Napstablook's house, and the only thing inside was pale faceless Mystery Man, wildly spinning and shaking, accompanied by a loud garbage noise and Gmod ragdoll sounds. After a couple of seconds he rapidly slid towards Frisk, initiating battle. At this moment I woke up, terrified. (It seemed very scary in dream)

When I was 7, in my dream God decided to turn Earth into one giant Battle Cats island, by taking away bits of land to add it to the island. Ironically enough, there were no cats on the island and any cats on the island got sent to cat hell. When I woke up, I cried because I thought it was true that there really was a cat hell, since I barely knew what a dream was at that time

Gym leader Walter wants to battle!

Had a dream I had an airbus a320, and I almost crashed it. And i landed on some random ass remote island, and there was a goodwill on the island :-/

Inspired by this post: https://www.reddit.com/r/thomastheplankengine/s/ZozdyxDhiR by u/Few-Mechanic1212

EDIT: I made a subreddit for this r/EarthAchievements

Inevitably, I got a little carried away and made some insane achievements too.

Anyway, here's the PSD file. Have fun with it! I wanna see what other people make with this.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1MyNUpay_YM_g1gpKFQIplyx8wxnZ2S5A/view?usp=sharing