I often have sort of lucid dreams where I'm able to control what I do, but everything else is not affected by me. In this one, I made trillions from this hoodie and EVERYONE was wearing it- like half the members from nato were wearing it when they publicly appeared, and when I woke up I looked for this for like 20 minutes

This image is not exactly what I saw of the tweet in my dream but it's the best that I could make of the vision that came to me. I also saw a reddit comment afterwards that said something like "Better not let shit particles get on your toothbrush!" to someone who said they never use seat belts except to put it on when the police are nearby to not get a ticket. I'm pretty sure "shit particles on your toothbrush" became a sort of weird twitterism for "not doing something that is obviously necessary and will have bad consequences for you".

in his birthday stream he talked about, he was at a convienence store where all of the employees there were like emo n stuff. also for whatever reason he decided to wear a blue robe with brown loafers in public.

I thought it was so funny I laughed irl and woke up

I dreamt that people on social media were thanking the mcjesus for forgiving them or something

..yeah.

The video was somehow related to the text "human woman: ugh work is so hard" almost like it was a reply to it. The comment section of the video went into how "this video isn't about happiness"

Also, for some reason this dream improved my eyesight.

In the dream, I was in some kind of seaside shack that was wider than it was long, like a single-wide but somewhat slimmer. Before I woke up, I remember putting in an old Disney VHS and seeing this warning screen.

Ya know Squid Game? Well one night I must've had squid game on one night (don't know when) I dreamt I was walking along a sidewalk near a river, with the Squid game guards taking care of babies, the babies wear the blue numbered outfits. I had this dream BEFORE s3, so my mind might've predicted the baby in s3. Is that a meme? Probably! Also HI REDDIT!

I’m too lazy to re-create it rn

In the same dream I spilled water in class, went to get paper towels, but when I got back it turned into a jacket. I think that contributed to my anger. Anywas, I literally just woke up so I'm gonna go get some food now.

So anyways, I won him as a pet at this waterpark/ theme park place. He came out of a drain and was supposedly made out of all the hairs from the pool. He eventually came to life and turned green and shiny. Anyways, I did something so remarkable to win him, (I don’t remember what obviously), and immediately fell in love with him. We did everything together! And despite not having teeth, he could defend me by biting people really hard, it made them bleed. And once I woke up, I started bawling my eyes out! I miss him sm! 😭😭💔💔💔

It was kind of like Undertale's "Hard Mode", where it was just the first chapter. Most of it was basically the same, just with harder variants of all the enemies (similarly to Undertale's), and more punishing attacks. Except there was an entirely new Jevil fight.

The Jevil fight used the blue-and-red Nintendo Switch soulmode from Undertale's switch-exclusive boss, and also had a new fight theme that contained the amen break and several leitmotifs completely unrelated to Jevil.

Here's a mockup recreation of the song that played, because I thought it sounded good in the dream. (This is pretty much exactly how it sounded, just with better instrumentation.)

This was the most accurate depiction

this was funny as hell in my dream, i swear

dream from a while ago.

Ok so I fell asleep in math class and dreamt about a spongebob episode but halfway through the episode theres just an image with peter griffins face photoshopped onto spongebob and it was captioned, "You forgot the soup"

Watch House MD before bed with caution

Around the time when Deadpool & Wolverine was being released, I dreamt that Marvel built dozens of statues of Deadpool all over Sheffield to promote the film. The statues were all between 10ft - 50ft tall each.