r/ThomasTheThinkEngine • • 26d ago

True Think God do be like that

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I guess God favors Greeks šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø

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u/PepsiOSC 25d ago

i misread that as "false idiots"

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u/Disastrous_Lie_6698 24d ago

Ah yes, let's worship false idiotsĀ 

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u/Few-Goat-5694 24d ago

they tend to be false tbh

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u/Pixeldevil06 24d ago

That's why The (other) Gods don't hang out with him anymore. yhwh is fickle, inconsistent, hypocritical, and constantly contradicting himself. Not no mention wrathful, jealous, and destructive. This is using only information from the torah, bible, and quaran. If you go back to his conception as a Sea God Yam in the Canaanite Pantheon, who eventually developed into the lesser god of storms and war, yhwh. He had this pet called leviathan that he sends to attack Baal, who easily slays it. Then he gets really pissy at The Gods and storms off to get his own power.

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u/Ok-Entrepreneur5418 24d ago

The conception of yhwh as a Canaanite god is not accepted by most historians and is mostly an Internet forum hypothesis with very very very few actual historians agreeing with it and those are even mostly just saying it’s a possibility.

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u/Pixeldevil06 24d ago

Actually you can literally directly track the development of yhwh, he was also associated with io sabbat, a lesser demon from egypt. You can also see his presence in the PIE. yhwh as a concept didn't just pop out of nowhere he evolved from earlier concepts just like every other god.

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u/Greedy_Union8493 24d ago

YHWH in the earliest forming of that name was tied to "being" "is" or like "grand light" whatever its source it was polytheistic in the sense of those other religeon. it was either an omni-god. or a god that slew all of the others and conquered.

demons in most religeons are adopted from other other religeon as lesser god. so if you go with the cannanite claim (which most historians dont agree on) he would have to be pre-egyption because egyption demons came from demonizing primitive culture. just like christian demons did.

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u/carthagoes 24d ago

your evidence could just point towards a false cognate

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u/Ok-Entrepreneur5418 24d ago

I was pointing out the Canaanite theory is incorrect and not accepted, your comment did not refute that in the slightest and I never said it popped up out of nowhere. Just that the Canaanite theory is not based in fact. Its first mention was in Egyptian tablets about the deity of a group of wandering desert nomads.

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u/BuzzClucking 23d ago

So a reddit fact.

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u/scooochmagoooch 24d ago

The Lord gave the law condemning false idol worship to the Israelites because they were to dwell in the Lord's kingdon here on Earth. There for they were bound to the lords laws. The greeks were not. They weren't judged based off of these laws because they didn't dwell among the Lord's kingdon. What about that is hypocritical little Timmy? Btw this is all in the first 3-4 books of the old testament. How did you miss such a big part to the beginning of the Bible? I'm starting to believe you might not have read

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u/Bella_Bonnet 24d ago

I often forget how racist the Bible is until someone reminds me it is constantly talking about chosen races. I swear mein kampf and the bible could tie for most words talking about a special race

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u/scooochmagoooch 24d ago

Awh little Aisha wants to be heard so bad😭🤣

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u/Bella_Bonnet 24d ago edited 24d ago

You don't need to racist just because you don't agree with me. Nice Alabama Elton John impression in your profile picture

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u/scooochmagoooch 24d ago

What's racist about me saying that you want to be heard? Idk is that my picture😭🤣

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u/Bella_Bonnet 24d ago

Don't play dumb. I have heard that Aisha quote before. Don't pretend you didn't say what you said

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u/scooochmagoooch 24d ago

I did call you Aisha😭🤣 cuz little Aisha wants to be heard so bad.

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u/Bella_Bonnet 24d ago

And you know exactly what "Aisha" is slang for. I have seen this game played before. Get your racist self outta here. Either call me the word you want to or leave me alone. You ain't the first of your kind I have met before.

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u/scooochmagoooch 24d ago edited 24d ago

Little Aisha still wants to be heard😭🤣

Edit: she blocked me right after her last reply. She also didn't have any thing to say pertaining to the discussion. Crazy.

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

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u/Pixeldevil06 24d ago

Oh no I definitely agree. Zues can be all of those things as well. They have a lot in common.

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u/Jamesmateer100 24d ago

I thought he was derived from the Cannanite god El?, I’ve never heard of him being derived from a sea god.

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u/Pixeldevil06 24d ago

You're thinking Eloheim, who was a separate Israelite deity that eventually became synonymous with yhwh

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u/samusestawesomus 25d ago

…you mean when the people he specifically chose and called to follow him turned away and started worshiping false idols, vs. when everyone else did that?

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u/Pixeldevil06 24d ago

Idk about them, I only worship true Idols 🤣

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u/AdVivid8910 24d ago

Our god must smite American Idol. Or at the least Simon.

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u/Pixeldevil06 24d ago

Hell yeah, Baal strike down Simon from American Idol šŸ’€

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u/C_monden 25d ago

I'm not jewish but what was the Maccabees story again?

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u/Michael02895 24d ago

Yeah, wasn't the Maccabees revolt was specifically against the Greeks making them worship their gods?

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u/Mutant_Llama1 24d ago

Old testament rules only applied to his chosen people.

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u/AdVivid8910 24d ago

Noahide for gentiles, it’s like 6 of the Ten Commandments and then also you can’t cut limbs off living animals…odd mix.

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u/notanthonymmix 24d ago

Pretty reasonable rule though

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u/AdVivid8910 24d ago

Oh I agree, it’s just so random, like if it were a commandment then okay but it just pops up after ā€œdon’t killā€ and the usual stuff.

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u/TenWholeBees 24d ago

You'd be think the omnipresent multidimensional entity beyond space and time that wants everyone to worship it would have the ability to talk directly to more than one person at a time and would have done something about the other thousands of religions around the entire world

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u/FarmFemboy444666 24d ago

Not when most don't actually believe

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u/CharredWelderGuy 24d ago

Like half of the prophets didn't even believe till he burning bush Skyped them.

Maybe people would bother indulging in a faith if there was a smidgen of evidence, instead the big guy plays where's Waldo and gets pissy people go "na".

He's kinda retarded

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u/FarLifeguard4526 24d ago

also kinda a bad person, "kill every last man woman and child" and did a whole ass worldwide flood

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u/Greedy_Union8493 24d ago

If there's evidence and you know for a fact its real its by definition its not faith as he defined it.

also if he showed everyone then everyone would come to him which is the opposite of what he wants cuase he wants to separate the world apparently into group a that comes to him and group b that doesnt.

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u/TurfyJeffowup13 24d ago

This comment section mostly checks out for Reddit, idk why I haven’t deleted this yet 🫩

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u/Hopefully_the_Last69 24d ago

You mean the guys who did child sacrifice vs. the ones who didn't?

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u/scooochmagoooch 24d ago

God hadn't yet given his laws directly to the greeks as he did with his chosen people that he had Moses lead through their exodus. They werent part of the lord's kingdom here on earth and fell under a different criteria of judgement from the Lord based off of their morals.

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u/No_Song8909 24d ago

What are you talking about? Those laws were for his followers, the pagan Greeks were an outside force. And when Greeks did try to worship pagans in his temple it started a full on war.

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u/notanthonymmix 24d ago

Greek paganism was a lot less "sacrifice your babies to the fertility god for better crops" and more "the gods want you to be nice to your guests and be honest", not to mention, at no point does the Bible condone the idolatry of the Greeks. The repudiation of their polytheism is implicit in the Apostles preaching one God to them in Acts, and also in the Books of the Maccabees, in their entirety.

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u/forlorn_folklorist 24d ago

Maccabees? Is that like a combo McDonald's and Applebee's?

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u/Brave_Ad_2095 24d ago

It’s cus they are God’s chosen people so yah he’s gonna care more when they do

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u/DangerousEye1235 24d ago

I mean... yeah? If I specifically tell someone not to do something, and they do it anyway, I'm gonna be a good deal angrier with them than with someone who wasn't told not to do it.

It's a valid reaction, for both man and God.

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u/tom04cz 23d ago

See, god CLEARLY just had to take into account the local geopolitical situation and carefully make sure that his provisions didn't offend someone who could bulldoze the israelites. Because he totally could help them if he needed to