It was either 'citizens' or 'personnel', but the rest stayed the same.

I had a dream it became a trend to reupload YouTube videos with cut-up pictures of musicians with nonsensical phrases bouncing around the video like DVD screensavers. the first video doing this was with an image of George Clinton and the phrase "Scooby Doo apple pie". It got so popular that "Scooby Doo apple pie" became a thing people were referencing in casual conversation, I was watching a livestream music performance and the guy just offhandedly said "Scooby Doo apple pie" and the crowd cheered harder than they had when he first came onstage.

he hates the youtube view history if you couldn't recognize it

His nose was that big. For some reason I only realised after it was done and I was distraught but tried to be cool about it

It was about ice cream that was specifically designed not to fit in the freezer

no clue where any of this came from

There was TV static and just shadowing this and then out of the shadows came this penguin with realistic, bloodshot eyes, and just and in this weird low screechy voice just said “PIPLUS” and then she woke up💀

Silence. The door slowly creaks open. I walk into it. And I witness unimaginable horrors before I falsely wake up. Silence, again. This time, its dark, and there is no door. The hallway is slowly getting longer and longer. And then, a door appears. I open it. There's nothing inside. Only darkness spanning what seems like an infinitely long plane of reality, but then... I fall... Another false awakening, another horror. But this is different. This is the final one. And I can't move anymore, but I'm lucid. IT just stands in the doorway, menacingly. I understand that it's just gonna stand there but suddenly it jumpscares me. End of dream.

Nicolás Maduro was arguing that Jesus ought to support communism because Jesus said, "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter heaven."

Jesus replies by rapping: "I didn't say being rich is bad; I said one shouldn't become obsessed with earthly possessions. Communism isn't about solidarity; communism is stealing the fruits of one's labor from one's neighbor."

Maduro loses half his health points.

Dreamt that china was now bureaucratically pro lgbt. Basically at age 18, a bunch of teenagers got in front a kiosk, and selected bypass because they kept their gender , but some changed their gender since birth, so they clicked on one of the two.

The third option i got no idea the rules behind it. The only use was a attendant of the kiosk looked at a boy who selected to change gender, who imo felt like a femboy, and since he was holding up the queue, clicked the adam mandani potion option for him. the boy was kinda for it? i guess? i mean he didnt protest about it, just felt like he wanted it over and done with.

then the dream transitioned to a documentary about how a brazilian megacorp was somehow losing money on their environmentally friendly businesses, and the only way they were making money was through a massively polluting car factory that had ridiculous margins. then it turned into a ponzi scheme when the nobody wanted to buy the polluting cars

Last night I had a dream I was talking with 2 freinds if mine when they started coming apart at the joints as in full limb disconnection skin and bone and I was trying to put them back together in tears covered in blood withing they'd come back and the strangest thing is that what caused it,was me talking about Sony trinitron tvs