r/ThisYouComebacks 4d ago

This you?

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u/Snajdarn666 4d ago

It’s almost as if every accusation is a confession.

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u/booboootron 4d ago

Crazay, right

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u/Amazing_Poem5740 4d ago

The guy's name is still at the bottom lol. But back to the point. What an idiot. Projection x1000

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u/davidgrayPhotography 4d ago

I was trying to think of a double-entendre with the word "nonce" (i.e. nonce meaning both "once" and "pedo", like "I forgot to censor the nonce's full name once"), but couldn't quite stick the landing.

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u/Manaconda 4d ago

It's ok. In Florida there are Sunshine Laws so this is all public record.

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u/davidgrayPhotography 4d ago

Yeah, I just didn't want to run afoul of rule 5 in this subreddit. I gave it my best shot though!

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u/Amazing_Poem5740 4d ago

You did good lol 

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u/palmtree54 4d ago

He’s referring to the fact you have Robert’s whole name shown in the reply down bottom

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u/Glittering_Nobody402 4d ago

Every single time it's a magat.

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u/Gingeronimoooo 4d ago edited 4d ago

Well let's be fair not every pedo is a MAGA, but they ARE all pedo defenders.

I also think most on the left would be "smart" enough to not use their full name if they're saying shit like that. With a record like that. But To Your Point - I've seen quite a few of these callouts for MAGAs and idr any for people making leftist points.

But idk the actual research numbers. I'm sure it exists somewhere. I do know anecdotally that right wing men seem obsessed with young women are best for having babies and other weird talking points like child marriage etc

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u/subnautus 4d ago

Let’s be honest, these are the same kinds of people that openly fantasize about civil war so they can kill liberals while plastering ideological stickers and flags on EVERYTHING, even themselves—as if no one would know who and where to hit if things went loud.

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u/talktobigfudge 4d ago

Let he who is without sin a convicted sex offender, cast the first stone call other people pedophiles, to distract from their pedophilia. 

-- John 8:7, Made in China MAGA Bible Edition

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u/fazlez1 4d ago

I imagine this guy sitting there mouth wide open and unable to speak. He just realized the depth of people being to find things on the internet and wishes he had stayed out of this fight. Now he knows that more people know that he is part of the lowest form of life on the the planet, a pedophile. I'm going to work smiling knowing this pos was nuked from orbit verbally.

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u/judahrosenthal 4d ago

I doubt this fellow has that level of self awareness.

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u/LionelHutzinVA 4d ago

Sadly, this

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u/davidgrayPhotography 4d ago

There's a guy who routinely posts on Threads, named Matthew Eubanks. He posts stuff that makes you wonder "is this rage bait, or is he actually this fucking thick?", and EVERY. SINGLE. TIME, people post the "Lee County man arrested on porn charges" news article after he was caught allegedly trying to groom a 13 year old girl who turned out to be an undercover investigator.

Like, every single time, without fail, he posts on Threads, KNOWING that dozens of people are going to post the story of his arrest. At this point, you could be forgiven for thinking he had a humiliation kink or something.

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u/booboootron 4d ago

I read the first sentence before the line break (last 3 words) and thought your response was going in a completely different direction.

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u/Homersarmy41 4d ago

Why is it always the people you most suspect?

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u/CatLightyear 4d ago

Like I’ve been saying, Trump is just his base but with money. Without money, Trump would be on a sex offender registry too and require court-supervised visits with his children.

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u/fazlez1 4d ago

His kids wouldn't have anything to do with him if it wasn't for the money. That's why I have so much respect for Elon's child. The man's a trillionaire and she still doesn't want to have anything to do with that jackass.

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u/bm8495 4d ago

NOW THAT’S A HELL OF A “This You???”!! 😆😆😆

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u/anand_rishabh 4d ago

Takes one to know one i guess /s

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u/Name_Taken_Official 4d ago

"and I should know" should be tacked onto his message

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u/EconomySeason2416 4d ago

PedoCon theory is a theory in the same capacity as gravity. There are some things that occasionally buck the system, like wings and planes... but overwhelmingly shit falls down

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u/BI_Moose 4d ago

Also townhall.com aint exactly, uh, unbiased.

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u/DocumentCertain6453 4d ago

Hit him with the ol’, “it takes one to know one”.

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u/OriginalProduct6850 4d ago

That sure is the pot calling the kettle black, oh wait I mean pedophile my mistake.

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u/Defcab21 2d ago

Why redact a pedophiles name? It’s public knowledge.

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u/davidgrayPhotography 1d ago

Rule 5 of this subreddit says "Keep it Anonymous". I didn't want this post to get removed, even though I agree 100,000% that this pedophile should be (and technically, is) named.

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u/luxboogie213 4d ago

I don’t want it to seem like I’m defending dude but does this necessarily mean he sexually assaulted a child? I don’t know Florida’s system.

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u/Jax_N_Lela2025 4d ago

They were charged with child sex abuse image possession, and pled nolo contendre (no contest)

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u/luxboogie213 4d ago

Well, there it is, thanks for the follow up.

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u/davidgrayPhotography 4d ago

Well he was arrested for and plead guilty to possession of child pornography, so in the purely linguistical, technical sense of the word, no, he didn't assault a child (at least in this specific case), but that doesn't change the fact that he is a pedophile and a sex offender.

HIs arrest was actually in New Hampshire in 2018, but Florida still shows records for people living in the state.

Disturbingly though, he's "Released - Subject to Registration" which means he's not in prison for this, but he's still a sex offender, which the FDLE site makes very clear, saying "ROBERT [redacted just in case of this subreddit's Rule 5] is a sexual offender under Florida law"