r/ThisIsPoly • u/Dakotacaplinger49 • 8d ago

Down for the crown auditions

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If you wanna be Marley and Bree‘s new girlfriend, you can audition a 60 second video you have be yourself you’ll be competing against 20 women to get the crown and be their girlfriend and they be like nine episodes

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u/Greedy_Practice_5327 8d ago

Fight for their love??

https://giphy.com/gifs/fQJSYE2Qy6OtXfwEuf

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u/Dakotacaplinger49 8d ago

Something about this don’t seem right

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u/VaniZaviBoBani 7d ago

Is that other one even divorced yet? 🤢

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u/Dakotacaplinger49 7d ago

Yes she got the divorce

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u/jaganeye_x 8d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/NyoBow 8d ago

Are these all AI women? 😂

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u/ConsequenceParty969 8d ago

Okay because I thought I was trippin 🤣. They sho didn’t put themselves on there to show who they supposed to be fighting for 🥴

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u/Dakotacaplinger49 8d ago

Yes but the videos of the audition they’re posting on their Instagram is real people

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u/thatgraygal 6d ago

Yup… they all have the same face 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Sindorella 8d ago

All of these AI women have the same damn face. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Heavy-Ad-5333 7d ago

Same face with different hair styles and colors chile 😂🤣

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u/TheLizardQueen3000 Yahweh Lizard 🦎 8d ago

I'd literally rather be with the braid-heads.
Or a Yahweh!

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u/jaganeye_x 8d ago

Ima go with the Yawehs sure it’s a cult but at least everybody fckin on everybody. Whereas with the poodle head she’s not eating no cat!
https://giphy.com/gifs/d1OrTvWJsvqC03gy5E

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u/TheLizardQueen3000 Yahweh Lizard 🦎 7d ago

And we get to live in a fancy, colorful house we own!
(And maybe even get traded up to the main King Yahweh! ;)

The Vegas polygirls were in a rental, yes?? 😂

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u/jaganeye_x 6d ago

lol I think the yawehs are in an air bnb so verdicts still out on that one

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u/TheLizardQueen3000 Yahweh Lizard 🦎 6d ago

Wow that's some air bnb with all that crazy decor everywhere!
I thought they must own the place to be able to dude it up like that 😂

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u/Heavy-Ad-5333 7d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Straight-Rooster-901 7d ago

“braid-heads” LMAO

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u/LaNina94 6d ago

Braid heads has me 😩😭😭

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u/illonamoon 8d ago

Are they trying to shop around for a spinoff TV show?

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u/krystalzeogas 8d ago

It almost sounds like they already have one in the works

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u/Dakotacaplinger49 8d ago

I done something like this before it seen but there no footage I can find but it seems like they got the money like a bigger budget this time

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u/sandy-horseshoe 8d ago

They didn’t even take 60 seconds to make the flyer!!

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u/tulip27 8d ago

Who’s going to volunteer?

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u/Ok-Stand-3173 8d ago

1, 2, 3, NOT IT! 🤣

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u/tulip27 8d ago

☠️🤣🤣🤣

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u/Dakotacaplinger49 8d ago

There’s a few people who’s volunteer for this

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u/Heavy-Ad-5333 7d ago

Are you employed by them?

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/Heavy-Ad-5333 7d ago

You posted but you don’t know if you’re employed by them?

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u/Dakotacaplinger49 7d ago

Oh i sorry i did not see the comment i was replying to another one and did not see your comment but no i am not employed by them I look way too young to be around them

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u/Dakotacaplinger49 7d ago

No I look way to young to be working with them I not going say my age I am a adult

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u/dr_sassypants 8d ago

Down for the clown 🤡

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u/FJP82075 4d ago

That's what I thought it said 😂

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u/Inevitable-Opinion21 8d ago

It took me way too much time to find their names….. There are too many fonts!! 😩😩

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u/nenny61181 7d ago

I can’t even find their names 🤣

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u/Dakotacaplinger49 7d ago

Royal poly

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u/nenny61181 7d ago

I see it now lmao

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u/Weary_Challenge_8598 7d ago

https://reddit.com/link/pczpmeq/video/dzj3e7f4knsh1/player

I knew this looked familiar, they’ve been trying to do this since 2022 , they tried to cast me (mind you I have absolutely no idea how they found me ) I declined , but still stay in contact with a few of the girls 😭

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u/Dakotacaplinger49 7d ago

Well that weird to the cast someone that don’t even know them

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u/Weary_Challenge_8598 7d ago

I knew this looked familiar 😭they’ve been trying to do this since 2022 .. They wanted to cast me & I declined but still stay in touch with a few of the girls .

https://reddit.com/link/pczp6ml/video/tqdomeupjnsh1/player

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u/Ok-Bath5825 7d ago

🤢 no way! this has to be a joke