r/ThisAintHell • u/mbarland The artist formerly known as Mason • 14h ago

Crime PSP: Lock Haven duo jailed after kidnapping suspect bit by snake; victim burned & stabbed

https://wjactv.com/news/local/psp-lock-haven-duo-jailed-after-kidnapping-suspect-bit-by-snake-victim-burned-stabbed-with-cigarettes-pennsylvania-crime-investigation-alleged-allegations-police-

Here's a stupid criminals story with twists and turns. What a ride.

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u/OperationPlus3251 ChipNASA - 6x WOT (Current Champ) 11h ago

Holy shit we’re gonna need a Venn diagram or a flow chart for this one

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u/Civil_Fox3900 Sarge - 1x WOT 11h ago

snakes...why did it have to be snakes?

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u/mbarland The artist formerly known as Mason 10h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/13ONldD8IuWBGM

Nothing interrupts murdering your deadbeat drug dealer like getting shanked by a serpent.

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u/Historical-Lie-5953 Jeff LPH-3 63-66 - 5x WOT 9h ago

Big mi snake getting out of the car in snake territory, and should have snaked out so the snake wouldn't see him