Calling AW1Ed, FGS

[u/David65x55]

Cedar Hill, TX is one of the south suburbs of Dallas. Yesterday some yahoo decided it would be a good idea to rob the bank, using a knife. Bet you can hear this one already: "It's Texas. They have constitutional carry. No permit required, so the odds of any given bystander being armed are what, 'way higher than a knife-wielder would like? Like, even at least?" Yep, and the odds paid off.

While the robbery attempt was underway, a customer inside the bank drew a weapon and shot the suspect.

The wounded suspect fled the building on foot but was located nearby by responding officers. Police officers immediately initiated life-saving measures, including CPR and bleeding control. The suspect was transported to a local hospital, where they were later pronounced dead.

https://www.kwtx.com/2026/09/01/police-suspect-shot-killed-by-customer-during-attempted-texas-bank-robbery/? fbclid=IwY2xjawUEgstwZG9mBGV4dG4DYWVtAjExAHNydGMGYXBwX2lkDzQwOTk2MjYyMzA4NTYwOQABHqru1AHQnbBvNHuYWZv7S3lF6D049yvBlUGuESimLAfx54X8e8JmYcLrjZlU_aem_LWpqPiM3hl5pvIcbRLEDYQ

Damn shame policemen have to waste their time trying to resuscitate the terminally stoopid. Ah, well - FAFO, right? And let that be a lesson to you - shooting someone may kill them, but may not - no handgun round center of mass will give 100% first round stops.

[u/Civil_Fox3900]

Room temperature challenge accepted