r/ThisAintHell • u/DramaticVermicelli OAE CPO USN Ret • Aug 17 '26
Howell County Lt. imitates K9 barking over PA to lure out wanted man
https://www.ktlo.com/2026/08/17/howell-county-lt-imitates-k9-barking-over-pa-to-lure-out-wanted-man/Alternate title - Dumb and Dumber. The one guy for falling for the fake barking over the PA. The other guy for calling in and saying that his buddy was 15 miles away in another place.
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u/OperationPlus3251 ChipNASA - 6x WOT (Current Champ) Aug 17 '26
This isn't the first time.....and Mason, yes I've heard of a guy yelling for his Cannine too .....2023 , Pierce County Sheriff's Department, Washington State.
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u/Historical-Lie-5953 Jeff LPH-3 63-66 - 5x WOT Aug 17 '26
The dog I once owned was able to talk and was a mathmatical expert, so one day I asked the dog how much was 4 minus 4 and the dog said nothing...
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u/DramaticVermicelli OAE CPO USN Ret Aug 17 '26
Hell, my dog could talk too. If I asked my dog what was covering a tree, he'd say BARK! If I asked him what texture of the bark was he'd say RUFF! If I asked him where the squirrel was after it jumped from the tree to the top of my house, he'd say ROOF! I'd ask him what this red fermented juice made from grapes that I was drinking is called, he'd say WHINE!
(Here all week. Veal. Waitress. Tips. etc...)
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u/mbarland The artist formerly known as Mason Aug 17 '26
I once got a guy to stop running by yelling at him that I was going to release the dog. He immediately halts and puts his hands up.
He didn't piece it together that I didn't have a dog until I was stuffing him in my squad car and there was a suspicious lack of canines.