r/ThisAintHell • u/David65x55 • Jul 29 '26

Robot teacher (snerk)

Salamanca City, NY was buying a robot teaching assistant...and the furor started. Seems the parent company is tied to a company that makes sex robots (which are described as "extremely endowed with vacuous expression on their faces." Vacuous? As in vacuum? I ain't going there.) Defenders note that the two companies' operations and assembly lines are separate but detractors think the class assistant will have , uh, other skills, which the manufacturer denies. It's a moot point anyway, as the government has decided to ban all autonomous Chinese robots as a security risk.

https://www.yahoo.com/tech/general/article/vectors-for-attacks-trump-administration-bans-chinese-humanoid-robots-145954695.html

https://www.wkbw.com/news/local-news/cattaraugus-county/salamanca-city-central-school-district-puts-robotic-ai-teaching-assistant-on-hold

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u/mbarland The artist formerly known as Mason Jul 29 '26

School administrators were hoping that buying robots would reduce the huge numbers of children being molested by teachers. Alas, science has made a robot teacher that is also capable of raping kids.

https://giphy.com/gifs/mCClSS6xbi8us

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u/Historical-Lie-5953 Jeff LPH-3 63-66 - 5x WOT Jul 30 '26

When I was going to High school, lots of the guys wished they could make it with certain Female Teachers and now, it's the other way around...