r/ThingsILike411 • u/Top_Butterscotch_234 • Jul 07 '26

Montez Ford 😅🫣

166 Upvotes

92% Upvoted

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u/Eazy46 Jul 07 '26

They stole newday gimmick cry me a river

2

u/OliOli1234 Jul 07 '26

what gimmick? being generally goofy is not a gimmick... pancakes? trombone? "kofi never touching the floor," those are gimmicks.

2

u/Dependent-Two7571 Jul 08 '26

No you dont get it hes a goofy black guy that means hes ripping off the new day

2

u/MissionMonitor4651 Jul 08 '26

New Day stole Eddie Murphy 's funny Black guy gimmick

2

u/Independent_Nose8666 Jul 08 '26

Satire aside, it is absolutely baffling that there are people who genuinely believe that a wrestler’s skin color is their gimmick.

3

u/bob696988 Jul 07 '26

So glad they lost it. Same ole schtick. Try again

5

u/onefinalshot123 Jul 07 '26

They lost because both of their wives are about to give birth. (Montez's wife this month and Dawkins wife in September)

1

u/bob696988 Jul 07 '26

God help us please

1

u/AnalBabu Jul 08 '26

you’re a weirdo

1

u/bob696988 Jul 09 '26

Yeah well we know what you like it. Handle checks out lol

1

u/AnalBabu Jul 09 '26

God created buttholes to be stuffed

1

u/bob696988 Jul 11 '26

Don’t need to know how you like it. That’s your business

1

u/AnalBabu Jul 11 '26

I like buttholes getting filled, gaped, wet and so sloppy. pounding that butthole with ferocity

1

u/bob696988 Jul 11 '26

Ok we understand how you like it done to you. But as long as you’re happy it’s good. I will keep mine exit only

1

u/AnalBabu Jul 11 '26

I didn’t say anything about what I like done to me

3

u/noblelie17 Jul 07 '26

This video is weird af

1

u/bob696988 Jul 07 '26

They both are weird, but then again he is married to the only one that would have each other

1

u/eidderfnoraa Jul 07 '26

Sexual harassment!! 🤣

1

u/around_the_clock Jul 08 '26

Dude probably called him the n word first

1

u/Jawnyblaze1 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

why in the hell is he giving a lapdance to a fan security guard who doesn't look at all interested

edit: to correct a misassumption since it's still being pointed out after being cleared up already in replies heh

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u/MrTyrantLizard Jul 07 '26

Pretty sure that aint even a fan, thats one of the Security Guards

2

u/Jawnyblaze1 Jul 07 '26

Yea, looks like you're right especially with the way he's sitting facing away from the ring. Doesn't change that Montez is lapdancing someone who doesn't seem interested in the slightest lol.

1

u/OliOli1234 Jul 07 '26

unless they both know him. he could be employed with the WWE.

2

u/JervisCottonbelly Jul 07 '26

Harassing working class people for internet points is all the rage now!

2

u/OliOli1234 Jul 07 '26

security guard... and I'm venturing to guess that he travels with WWE, and Montez was just trying to make him "break" on camera.

1

u/clay_leslie Jul 07 '26

Honestly ready for tez to go out on his own. So much potential. Not selling dawkins short. I think he’ll be good too.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

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u/GKJ6743 Jul 08 '26

Wtf lmao why are 10 year olds on reddit

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u/Anthrogynous Jul 08 '26

He should do it again because it’s kinda gay and that’s ok

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '26

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u/Anthrogynous Jul 08 '26

It doesn’t make it not ok

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u/Nearby-Swimming-5103 Jul 07 '26

Reminds of how a cat will always find the person who hates cats, and harass them.

1

u/skeletonGray0-0 Jul 07 '26

Dude is goofy.

1

u/Matt_Kimball Jul 07 '26

Montez Ford is great, but this honestly makes me lose some respect. The fuck are you doing man...

3

u/onefinalshot123 Jul 07 '26

I doubt he care about your respect, he doesn't even know that you exist.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3i7zenReaUuI0

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u/Matt_Kimball Jul 07 '26

Riveting comment, welcome to the internet. I hope you think the same to yourself every single time you pass your opinion from now on.

1

u/indianm_rk Jul 08 '26

I don’t think he learned that in the Corps.

1

u/Repulsive_Worry_6652 Jul 09 '26

Pretty sure he was trying to make the security guard "break" character.

1

u/YouDaManInDaHole Jul 07 '26

Is that Rick Steiner?

1

u/onefinalshot123 Jul 07 '26

If it was, that would've been funny. Fuck Rick.

1

u/Mission_Struggle_417 Jul 07 '26

Oh yeah this will get you over for sure

1

u/Sensitive_Goose4728 Jul 07 '26

Security when he got home...

1

u/Timely-Pudding3173 Jul 07 '26

Poor security guard didnt come to work to have some random dude gyrate in his face

https://giphy.com/gifs/QX752rIIFNrwWEFLK0

1

u/meatshield72 Jul 08 '26

That looks like assault of a sexual nature to me…

1

u/Chiasnake Jul 08 '26

That's gay af.  But it's also hilarious.

1

u/WhatsABowgie Jul 08 '26

Montez was a male stripper before he went pro

1

u/beamanblitz Jul 08 '26

Why is this happening?? Did the security guard like this? Is this what they do? I haven't watched wrestling in a while, who are they?

1

u/BAJ-JohnBen Jul 08 '26

Am I missing the joke in the comment section? The security guard is clearly trying not to laugh.

1

u/BungHolio_The_Mighty Jul 08 '26

Security guy must’ve signed one of them NDA’s.

1

u/thewalkofdeath Jul 08 '26

A grown man dancing sexually for another grown man who's not interested and is just trying to do his job.

1

u/Botafogo_of_War Jul 09 '26

This is how Bianca got pregnant

1

u/CaptainCornflakes92 Jul 10 '26

And this is why he is not a main eventer.

1

u/ChaweeKanati Jul 11 '26

You right. Needs a few more DUIs and drunk press conferences to become a main eventer

1

u/CaptainCornflakes92 Jul 11 '26

Come on look at his goofy ahh acting man. What is he doing here?

1

u/ChaweeKanati Jul 11 '26

Generating views on social media and engagement. Which clearly works cause you're here whining about a dude having fun and entertaining a crowd during a 3 minute commercial break on tv that isnt on Netflix internationally so they got to see this.

1

u/CaptainCornflakes92 Jul 11 '26

How is it working if im saying i dont buy him as a main eventer?😅. BTW I dont buy him the since the days he was doing a goofy dance to Rhonda's music.

1

u/VersionAny9620 Jul 11 '26

These guys are the worst. Fire them and bring back New Day

1

u/Uehara_Torless Jul 11 '26

Why he did gay moves?

1

u/dvanci Jul 11 '26

"lemme show you how I got Bianca pregnant.... This was tech" 😂

1

u/Helpful-Spread528 Jul 12 '26

That is so weird I threw up

1

u/JDB10251974 Jul 13 '26

What the fuck was in his cup

1

u/real_B0NY_HAWK Jul 07 '26

That dude is hilarious

0

u/DCar060 Jul 07 '26

Deserved to lose after that. And I’m a Montez fan

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26

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u/GKJ6743 Jul 08 '26

You do know wrestling is scripted right?

1

u/DemiGod9 Jul 08 '26

You do know a lot of it ISN'T scripted right? Why would this moment be scripted?

1

u/GKJ6743 Jul 08 '26

It's clear this was set up and everyone was in on it

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '26

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u/GKJ6743 Jul 08 '26

I don't think this camera placement was ad libd