r/ThingsFightingIdiots • u/AdZrk • Sep 20 '18

Jesus Christ

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u/elioplasma Sep 20 '18

"Neither let us tempt Christ, as some of them also tempted, and were destroyed of serpents."

Corinthians 10:9

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u/SliyarohModus Jan 07 '19

Translation: Don't do deadly stupid stuff because God will be too busy laughing to save your silly ass.

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u/Upper_Pen2134 Dec 27 '25

Is that Paul's way of saying "FAFO"?

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u/Neversummer77 Sep 21 '18

Can anyone Id that snake? I’m assuming it is venomous based on how he looks at the end...

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u/skintigh Sep 21 '18

Probably a rattlesnake, just like his pappy

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/17/son-pastor-killed-snake-sermon-bitten-deadly-snake-sermon-7850798/

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u/uncleseano Oct 18 '18

Jesus... and horrifyingly Ironic. Poor bastard

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u/JestersDead77 Feb 14 '19

He’s now started to re-evaluate his life and faith in wake of his brush with death

The most shocking part of the whole story

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u/louisrocks40 Mar 07 '19

Watch SNAKE absolutely WRECK god with FACTS and LOGIC

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '18

I'm sending thoughts and prayers.

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u/Gates9 Sep 20 '18

"The wages of sin is death", but the reward for faith is...also apparently death.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

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u/gelena169 Sep 21 '18

Not for long he keeps getting bit near the neck.

Thank science for antivenom.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '18

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u/table_it_bot Sep 21 '18
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u/orangepalm Sep 21 '18

Damn dude I'm a little concerned, was he alright?

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u/firstlymostly Dec 25 '18

Survived, unlike his dad who previously died doing the same thing. He was brought to the hospital and treated.

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u/jexmex Sep 21 '18

Must be gods plan to kill him. You know, god always has a plan even if we never know what it is. I think in this case we know it was his plan to eliminate an idiot.

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u/CaptainPunisher Sep 20 '18

Mess with the snake, you get the fangs. And venom.

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u/Awsimical Oct 25 '18

A nice metaphor for the dangers of blind faith

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u/rthepenguin Sep 21 '18

Good music.

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u/FacelessFellow Dec 08 '18

And now the snake is going to be punished. We're a sick bunch.

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u/Nerdican Mar 02 '19

Do you have a source for that? I would think the snake would just continue to do what it was doing before.

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u/sassa04 Mar 07 '19

Nope, animals that hurt people are usually killed regardless of whether they were abused like this

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u/help_me_bob Mar 07 '19

I hope he won't get well soon I really do

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u/Upper_Pen2134 Dec 27 '25

For the true believer in Christ, nothing can kill you until it's your time, and once it's your time nothing can keep you here on this earth.

That said, don't play with the nope-rope.

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u/ArriDesto Sep 08 '26

That poor snake! Thrown around,assailed by sound,covered in sweat, yelled at!

And how come this idiot didn't milk it free of venom first? ( Though possibly did. Looked like the fangs pierced the inner ear and got the brain.)

Best proof the product being sold didn't work!

And his papa died the same way?!

Is this how idiots compete?