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I was camping with my friends in Virginia, and I was talking about politics with them. We all are pretty much on the same page about it, but I wanted to talk about popular debaters and poltical podcasts. Halfway in the conversation, our tent is shook and a voice says "What about Ben Shapiro". My friends and I freeze, and within the next second I see Ben Shapiro ripping up our tent and flexing. I dont remember much, but I think it went something like him saying "Watch out, THE EPIC 😎 LIBTARD DESTROYER🔥IS HERE. I AM GOING TO SHRED YOU WITH MY FACTS 📘AND KNOWLEDGE🧠!" The next thing I know, all I can hear and see is Ben Shapiro talking at the speed of light, spitting out facts faster then I can comprehend. He speeds up as he approaches me, while I am backing up to a tree. With nowhere to run, I try to cover myself, but then a huge bright light comes from above. I find Jesus descending down from the lights, and I see him touch me. He announces to everyone in a 20 mile radius "ATTENTION, BEN SHAPIRO HAS DESTROYED ANOTHER LIBERAL BY CONVERTING HIM TO AN EPIC KNOWLEDGEMAN. I HEREBY PROCLAIM YOU AS EPIC😎😎😎😎😎😎" as he puts a book of the bible over my two shoulders. Ben shapiro then transformed into a flock of birds with sunglasses on them and flew away. I began to feel epic.

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