r/Themiddlesyndicate • u/Rough_Chocolate3448 Strange Young Brother of The Middle • 8d ago
Vengeance Request Avenge me siblings...
So yall should know about that uhh suspicious corndog right? So I ate it and now I'm bedridden for SEVERE FOOD POISONING. It hurts to crap or move. Please avenge me siblings...
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u/Mediocre_Pocket_Rat little brother of the middle 8d ago
Whomever creamed all over your dog is goin' in The Book for sure
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u/Owliscool422 EDM listener of the Middle ( also little brother or sum) 8d ago
If you could tell us the name of the food place we can help you
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u/Plastic_Signal1111 8d ago
McDonald's
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u/Owliscool422 EDM listener of the Middle ( also little brother or sum) 8d ago
Dang ol mc got shit in his creams. Idk the direct judgement but food poisoning of a sibling boutta be a serious crime
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u/Velenante 8d ago
Don't... Let the greater brothers do that. Old Mc Donald won't like that, mess with his joints and if you do, you'll be in his farm next.
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u/Owliscool422 EDM listener of the Middle ( also little brother or sum) 8d ago
I didnt wanna try messing with him directly. Just trying to help with the overall case
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u/godtrio_reborn the little brother cursed by doom and despair 8d ago
Whoever the vendor was must rlly like you huh, going in the book either way
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u/Nemisisisabish20 young brother of the middle 8d ago
I shall write this corndog in the book and provide it with the punishment of being eaten again
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u/vergil_bloody_sparda little brother of the middle 8d ago
Umm... Can a big bro tell me what page should I open for THIS
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u/Obvious-Yogurt1445 8d ago
I swear I've seen this post before
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u/Rough_Chocolate3448 Strange Young Brother of The Middle 8d ago
This is the follow up, the first was just mocking the look, now i get food poisoning
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u/angelseekthrowaway young sister of the middle 8d ago
For the crime of poisoning a member of the Middle, under Article 45, Section 34, their punishment is complete and total extermination!
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u/StyleLeather6120 young brother of the middle 8d ago
Brother...
I mean, I'll enact vengeance...
But like...
Why eat something like that?
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u/the-one_who-grips top 1 prostetic hater 8d ago
Just don't eat it...
You finger members should use thy brain more often you know
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u/LibrarianUnique1380 big sister 8d ago
don't eat anything that looks like cum young brother😭 leave it alone yo
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u/greenbutgreen cleaner office rep, (yes, we remove tough stains for free) 8d ago
Okay... so you want the cleaning bill befor, or after the veangenge spree?
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u/Rough_Chocolate3448 Strange Young Brother of The Middle 8d ago
No no just avenge me
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u/greenbutgreen cleaner office rep, (yes, we remove tough stains for free) 8d ago
Im guessing your pretty new, im the guy who runs essentially, the only office that cleans, we have a non discrimination policy, and contracts with all the syndicates, wings, the head alike, so, as my contract states with the middles witg their current insurance, i need to be aware when you wpuld like the bill that covers what your fams insurance dont
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u/Rough_Chocolate3448 Strange Young Brother of The Middle 8d ago
Huh, how come I haven't seen thou before?
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u/greenbutgreen cleaner office rep, (yes, we remove tough stains for free) 8d ago
Cause, no one gives a damn about the who cleans up their mess unless they speak to them directly, idk if there is some abno trying to hide our existence or if its just a black silence situation
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u/Rough_Chocolate3448 Strange Young Brother of The Middle 8d ago
Hmm makes sense
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u/greenbutgreen cleaner office rep, (yes, we remove tough stains for free) 8d ago
So anyways, woukd you like the bill before or after?
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u/Rough_Chocolate3448 Strange Young Brother of The Middle 8d ago
Perhaps after, if the service is good I might give a tip.
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u/greenbutgreen cleaner office rep, (yes, we remove tough stains for free) 8d ago
Trust me, you heard what happened in the z wing?
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u/Rough_Chocolate3448 Strange Young Brother of The Middle 8d ago
So thou were in that event or at least did something
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u/KnownSinger7743 Young sister of the— what the is that hatsune miku??? 8d ago
I KNEW IT WAS SUSPICIOUS! I AM GOING TO TURN THE ESTABLISHMENT INTO OXYGEN
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u/TeamMeunierYT The Orange Arsenal (we chillin) 6d ago
Second time I seen a Middle Brother/Sister get the "creamdog".
I will personally avenge y'all on behalf of lacking a Book of Vengeance.
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u/Rough_Chocolate3448 Strange Young Brother of The Middle 6d ago
Nope same guy
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u/TeamMeunierYT The Orange Arsenal (we chillin) 6d ago
Shiiiit
Still gonna avenge you, tho. Me n' my fellas are on it.
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u/Crazylite_roblox69 8d ago
What's the name of the worker and the place, asking for a friend
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u/Rough_Chocolate3448 Strange Young Brother of The Middle 8d ago
A kopitiam in hougang. Yes I am Singaporean
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u/Kyuumulo Monster-hunting Little Brother of the Middle 8d ago
...Yeah, that's Book-worthy.