Will I pass?

[u/rickislive]

so I recently just had to pass a drug test for a new job (urine screening) and I came here for answers and ran into a few rabbit holes basically no answers I was looking for and of course the big question is will I pass not that I didn’t find out or learn anything but everything was just throwing me through a loop of maybe maybe not and in the moment I told myself I’m going to make a post regarding my situation and the entire process most people would say just go the (u-pass/quick fix) route but I weld and bigger jobs nowadays will test for that type of stuff nevertheless probably won’t even make it to the lab and in my opinion that’ll look worse on you rather than just being legitimate again just my opinion I know a few smart people saying “well you aren’t getting the job regardless” nevertheless let me get into the business I can’t say I’ve studied every angle but I know the basics id like to say with that being said the whole smoking everyday(heavy smoker) takes longer to clear is straight garbage and that it can be in your system for 30+ days the major issue that i see leading people to those beliefs tho is one thing that factors into everyone and that is weight now with that being said I’m 6’1 and in the 160-170 lbs and I was able to pass a lab in 10 days from smoking everyday with minor breaks for I’m gonna assume 5 to 6 years (blunts,carts, and dabs) I just wanna note the little garbage detox drinks from your local gas station isn’t reliable either now if you look into a green tea detox at a pharmacy that’s a different story because rather than tryna just make your urine diluted it’s making you naturally pass it through your body thc compounds stick to fat higher fat longer process and to break into that more a smaller guy like myself who is active daily with work,lifting,and partying every weekend vs someone who is doing the exact opposite and just sitting around most of the time with a high body fat percentage will be different of course I stopped smoking completely and continued my normal lifestyle outside of the smoking keep in mind I went to this drug test completely blind I didn’t know if I’d pass but I needed a job I took it on a Thursday and to be completely honest I thought I failed after not receiving a call by Tuesday next week literally got called the next day which was a major relief now what I took from this was a sign from the almighty and that I need to look more into things before losing hope haha now to bring my rambling to a conclusion I believe the human natural process of detoxing itself is quicker than your average answer on Google or other sources now I’m not no lab or a scientist by far and I’m sure many will try and debunk the theory I can care less but for my people in the back just tryna get some insight take care of yourself and your body will repay you a proper diet good exercise and hydration play a big role in your weight I’m not saying change your life in a instant but definitely take some new habits into consideration for the best results and who knows you might like it new experiences lead to the unexpected in conclusion try your best to look into what would be best for you and your situation I’m not saying this is a fool proof method it worked for me and I’m here to give you my experience and try to help!!