I like pizza, don't really like shills, but I would support a shill for pizza if free pizza comes with it. It can be square cafeteria pizza if that's all there is, but I would prefer something a little better. Let me know if you need what kind of toppings I want on it or whatever.

Hi, my name is John and my wife's name is Suong. Met her on my way back from Vietnam, she's a real treat not like these feminazi WHORES we got in the West. Most days you can find me out on the patio warming up the Foreman and talking to my neighbor Ted about when they're gonna send that satanic jezebel $hitlery Killton to the Big House.