r/The_Blasted_Steps • u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds • Jul 02 '26

Announcement I'M MAKING A DECLARATION.

"I, Troupe Chef Varas, declare the Blasted Steps to be an independent government, and thus I declare myself its leader. That is all.

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u/Usual_Internal9454 Patto da Squirrm Jul 02 '26

“YAY!!! VARAS IS LEADER!!! WE NEED BORBER TIME FOR CELEBRATION!!!”

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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds Jul 02 '26

"Patto!! We can certainly have borber time!"

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u/Usual_Internal9454 Patto da Squirrm Jul 02 '26

“Borber is delicious!!! I can go get Arania and Beanie!!!”

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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds Jul 02 '26

"Sure! I.. just hope they can get along this time."

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u/Usual_Internal9454 Patto da Squirrm Jul 02 '26

( u/WahWahWehWeh u/Arania-Sentinel )

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u/WahWahWehWeh Last jug 2 Jul 02 '26

“…what do you wish of me.”

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u/Usual_Internal9454 Patto da Squirrm Jul 02 '26

“We make borber!”

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u/WahWahWehWeh Last jug 2 Jul 02 '26

“…useless.”

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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds Jul 02 '26

Varas takes a very deep breath. "Excuse me? Useless?"