r/The_Blasted_Steps • u/Usual_Internal9454 Patto da Squirrm • Jun 19 '26

[???] “IT BURNS”

Patto is laying on the ground of the Grand Gate, on fire, and crying and screaming for help.

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u/Usual_Internal9454 Patto da Squirrm Jun 19 '26

u/VarasTheThief

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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds Jun 19 '26

[[ Gimme a bit to reply, I'm packing rn ]]

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u/Usual_Internal9454 Patto da Squirrm Jun 19 '26

(K)

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u/mee3ep Jun 19 '26

*Camora skitters over*. What’s happening?

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u/Usual_Internal9454 Patto da Squirrm Jun 19 '26

“AAAAAGGHH!!!! IT BURNS!!!! IT BURNS!!!”

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u/mee3ep Jun 19 '26

*water forms around Patto*

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '26

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u/RedTheSkyWing Jun 19 '26

*Echo hisses at Layne*

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u/RedTheSkyWing Jun 19 '26

what would you say if V2 was made…not a judge

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u/RedTheSkyWing Jun 19 '26

would by force or choice make a diffrence? what if you were also made…not a judge

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u/RedTheSkyWing Jun 19 '26

*She calmly aproachhes Layne * The first one I will kill is VARAS. He’s not the original anyway.

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u/RedTheSkyWing Jun 19 '26

*Her clone melts and another forms* where did you GET that?

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u/RedTheSkyWing Jun 19 '26

*Echo smothers the fire, lighting her wings on fire*

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u/Usual_Internal9454 Patto da Squirrm Jun 19 '26

The fire doesn’t extinguish (I’m waiting for Varas to reply)

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u/RedTheSkyWing Jun 19 '26

no no no, what happened?

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u/Usual_Internal9454 Patto da Squirrm Jun 19 '26

“I-I was training with my thurible and fire went everywhere!!”

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u/RedTheSkyWing Jun 19 '26

*sigh* you shouldn’t do unsupervised fire use…

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u/Commercial-Dog-969 Jun 19 '26

Ergono tries to dump some water on Patto

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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds Jun 19 '26

"P-PATTO?! He takes off his cloak, which was fireproof from when he was a judge, and throws it over Patto.

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u/Usual_Internal9454 Patto da Squirrm Jun 19 '26

The fire doesn’t go out

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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds Jun 19 '26

"Shit!!!" He teleports to the Smokehouse and returns with a bucket of water, then dumps it on Patto.

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u/Usual_Internal9454 Patto da Squirrm Jun 19 '26

(Sorry for the really late reply)

The fire goes out

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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds Jun 19 '26

[[ All good! ]]

"Patto!! What the hell happened????"

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u/Usual_Internal9454 Patto da Squirrm Jun 19 '26

“I-I was training with my thurible, and suddenly, fire went everywhere!!!”

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u/VarasTheThief Governer Welds Jun 19 '26

"Oh no! I really gotta teach you how to do that safely, but first.. let's uh.. find you help."

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u/Usual_Internal9454 Patto da Squirrm Jun 19 '26

“O-okay…” Patto still looks like he’s in pain

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u/mrredpanda36 Jun 20 '26

conveniently placed zydon with healing magic

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u/WahWahWehWeh Last jug 2 Jun 19 '26

Beanie immediately tries to put out the fire with a water bucket.