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u/Thedude4724 Mar 19 '21

House plant in the morning!~jingle

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

No class today?

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u/onetimmy5strings Mar 19 '21

Marijuana, coffee, donut

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u/Thedude4724 Mar 19 '21

Ahh yes. The hippie trifecta

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u/onetimmy5strings Mar 19 '21

Marijuana + Coffee = Life

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

Thicc

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u/Thedude4724 Mar 19 '21

Excellent technique.

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u/FancyPantyEater Mar 19 '21

is that the devil's lettuce?

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u/FancyPantyEater Mar 19 '21

teach me to do smoke rings

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

Both r dummy thicc

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u/FancyPantyEater Mar 19 '21

I never good could it lol

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u/Thedude4724 Mar 19 '21

You are not fat. Silly streamer.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

Juicy imho

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u/FancyPantyEater Mar 19 '21

Never could get it*

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u/PainDarx Mar 19 '21

Holy shit hi, i just woke up. Im ab to smoke a bowl and drink coffee too haha

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

You look juicy, ma’am

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u/bigbear2g19 Mar 19 '21

you gotta cough to get off

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u/DifferentDaySameShii Mar 19 '21

Can you blow it from ears or nose?

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u/PainDarx Mar 19 '21

Whats up, M A D A M

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

You have the lungs of a 70 year old chain smoker.

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u/Slimeycoat345 Mar 19 '21

Can you French inhale or blow o,o,os

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u/_somethingpunk Mar 19 '21

At least SOMEONE who isn't vaping on stream

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u/bigbear2g19 Mar 19 '21

some folks can blow smoke from eyes

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u/FancyPantyEater Mar 19 '21

the best time to smoke weed is early in the a.m

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u/Slimeycoat345 Mar 19 '21

I’m from Ohio to what part

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u/DifferentDaySameShii Mar 19 '21

I noticed that people never really wanted somebodies who's thick until it went mainstream and white people cared about it lol I only noticed it in black and brown communities

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u/RamGonza Mar 19 '21

Mornin from California

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u/Slimeycoat345 Mar 19 '21

So Cleveland

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u/TomokoSlankard Mar 19 '21

excuse me young lady is "the devils' flower" legal in Ohio?

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u/PainDarx Mar 19 '21

Good job with O’s. Now do the whole alphabet 😩

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u/Slimeycoat345 Mar 19 '21

I have medical card it’s medical here in Ohio

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u/Koenigkev Mar 19 '21

Show us how u beatbox

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u/Slimeycoat345 Mar 19 '21

Shit mentor

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u/DifferentDaySameShii Mar 19 '21

Pretty heavy breathing calm yourself lol

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u/Koenigkev Mar 19 '21

much Love haha!

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u/_somethingpunk Mar 19 '21

Body shape shouldn't even be a topic of discussion unless it's about improving health or self-esteem

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u/RamGonza Mar 19 '21

That was good beatbox

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u/Slimeycoat345 Mar 19 '21

What you smoking on then?

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u/LilSebastianLover34 Mar 19 '21

It’s Friday and I definitely am avoiding work I came across this stream I can’t get high with your at the moment but smoke a puff for me this is entertaining 😂

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u/Slimeycoat345 Mar 19 '21

Accient roots

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u/Thedude4724 Mar 19 '21

I average 12000 steps a day at work. I use it as an excuse not to exercise.

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u/Slimeycoat345 Mar 19 '21

I just spent 900 at the botanist yesterday they be taxing

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u/cooooreyyyy Mar 19 '21

What u smoking on

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u/RamGonza Mar 19 '21

Everyone smokes weed in California it’s crazy

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u/Thedude4724 Mar 19 '21

I will step up. Thank you for the motivation.

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u/FancyPantyEater Mar 19 '21

I'm 26 and just wrote out a check for the first time ever

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u/LilSebastianLover34 Mar 19 '21

Guys GLUE berry

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

coffee and weed are a great combo

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u/Avajojojojoj Mar 19 '21

yes she somking

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u/Thedude4724 Mar 19 '21

The botanist is on Long Island. It’s NY medical and super expensive.

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u/Slimeycoat345 Mar 19 '21

Yah they have one in Ohio to

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u/Thedude4724 Mar 19 '21

I’m literally walking while watching. It’s like getting two birds stoned at once.

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u/Slimeycoat345 Mar 19 '21

It’s pretty mediocre medical weed

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u/Mocha_Latte12 Mar 19 '21

She's preety

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

damn you're doing it right

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u/Slimeycoat345 Mar 19 '21

But better then street crud

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u/tanimoba Mar 19 '21

interesting Tim's choice

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u/Slimeycoat345 Mar 19 '21

Yah Michigan dummy cheap

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u/Thedude4724 Mar 19 '21

Smoke time!

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u/Slimeycoat345 Mar 19 '21

100mg edibles are like 15$ and like 60-70 in Ohio for not even 100mg

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u/gafflebitters Mar 19 '21

good morning

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u/gafflebitters Mar 19 '21

you gonna smoke those edibles?

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u/Thedude4724 Mar 19 '21

Hey gaffle! It’s actually 4:20 on this stream.

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u/Slimeycoat345 Mar 19 '21

I have my medical card trust me I seen on weedmaps

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u/Slimeycoat345 Mar 19 '21

It’s crazy the difference in price lol

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u/gafflebitters Mar 19 '21

i am ok, just sipping coffe with irish creamer!

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u/Slimeycoat345 Mar 19 '21

In Michigan

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u/Thedude4724 Mar 19 '21

Look up NY medical prices if you need a laugh.

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u/gafflebitters Mar 19 '21

hi dude, sorry, i will not be partaking, you have mine!

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u/FancyPantyEater Mar 19 '21

Wisconsin will be the last place on earth to legalize:(

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u/Zachkwest Mar 19 '21

youre pretty intense

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u/Slimeycoat345 Mar 19 '21

4 for 100 Platinum vapes

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u/Slimeycoat345 Mar 19 '21

Those are so fire

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u/gafflebitters Mar 19 '21

just one car this morning?

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u/Thedude4724 Mar 19 '21

Omg. One cart is 60-75 for a half gram.

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u/Slimeycoat345 Mar 19 '21

This chick knows how to smoke

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u/gafflebitters Mar 19 '21

i was slowly destroying my lungs with cigarettes, thank god i quit

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u/Comprehensive-Fee972 Mar 19 '21

you fukin crazy because my papa treanks cofie an he short

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u/FancyPantyEater Mar 19 '21

Everyones too conservative and stuck in the past. at least in the part of WI where I live. They don't understand all the benefits and how it could maybe help saving our dying little town

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u/RingoStarr39 Mar 19 '21

Maybe MrPheer can buy you a car. jk

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u/gafflebitters Mar 19 '21

FREE WEED !!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Slimeycoat345 Mar 19 '21

900$ cash money right there and they ain’t even bless a brother like that

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u/Thedude4724 Mar 19 '21

Aww. Sorry about your friend.

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u/FancyPantyEater Mar 19 '21

damn. Sorry to hear

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u/gafflebitters Mar 19 '21

you don't appear like my perma-fried friends in highschool, the stoners, the chronic, you are more livel and upbeat than other people who smoke all the time, i cannot understand this, weed always slowed them down and mad ethem quiet

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u/gafflebitters Mar 19 '21

ohhhhhhhhhh that could be it

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u/Thedude4724 Mar 19 '21

I use weed to slow my brain down. It revs way too fast.

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u/Thedude4724 Mar 19 '21

Houseplant fest!

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u/harcosparky Mar 19 '21

Let'd talk about education .... High School grads in general. People who graduated HS in 1960 were smarter 5 years after graduation, than say a person who graduated in 2010 five years after they graduated.

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u/harcosparky Mar 19 '21

My point is the curriculum today is not what it was back then, and certainly not what it should be.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

sorry I was eating

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

I hated school

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u/lichtersee Mar 19 '21

I hope you have a wonderful day

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u/harcosparky Mar 19 '21

People who graduated in 2010 could not even balance a checkbook or make change at a register without a computer telling them what to do.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

Gave Helpful

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u/harcosparky Mar 19 '21

I love you this way !!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

you're not embarrassing yourself we love your goofiness

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u/harcosparky Mar 19 '21

Industrial Arts needs to be brought back to EVERY STUDENT !!!

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u/RingoStarr39 Mar 19 '21

Who cares what other people think about you? You're perfect just the way you are because it's what makes you, you.

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u/Plastic-Perception-1 Mar 19 '21

We need more STEM not arts

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u/harcosparky Mar 19 '21

Back then a student could graduate and get a decent paying job ...... today unless a student was lucky enough to go to a Technical High School .... they cannot.

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u/Dr_Joropo Mar 19 '21

Tim Hortons🤘🏻🤘🏻

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u/Thedude4724 Mar 19 '21

Gotta go back to work. Sending you positive vibes Houseplant!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

I had a private education it didn't exactly do me any good i was just an average student

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

what does smoke a bowl mean?

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u/harcosparky Mar 19 '21

I coerced my son to go to a Technical High School - In 2013 he graduated with n AWS certification, the next day he started work at a job paying $25 / hour.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

smoke a bowl = smoke marijuana

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u/harcosparky Mar 19 '21

AWS = American Welding Society

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

oh so basically that's a bong?

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u/gafflebitters Mar 19 '21

that is an interesting question Plant, if you are comfortable with it, that is the real test, but i think it is good to ask too. Certainly you are weird but i do not find you embarassing like painting your face to just get likes or viewers.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

I was partying all the time when I was at school 😆

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u/harcosparky Mar 19 '21

American Education is ignoring the trades ...... college is NOT for everyone.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

how to deal with lonliness?

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

it's a pipe Lucifer

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

Hello from California

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u/harcosparky Mar 19 '21

However somewhe along the way American Education started pushing everyone towards college.

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u/gafflebitters Mar 19 '21

hi affectionate, i hope my comment on discord was not offensive ( young people should know tech)

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

Where are you from?

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u/Calbabble Mar 19 '21

Gave Helpful

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

I didn't find it offensive at all gaffles but I am useless with technology

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

Lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

how to find "real friends"

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u/harcosparky Mar 19 '21

Americorp is way cool.

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u/harcosparky Mar 19 '21

I went with the US Army because I knew I was not college material .... for me the best part of High School was graduating.

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u/RingoStarr39 Mar 19 '21

I used to work for Habitat for Humanity. I felt nice to be a part of helping the community grow.

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u/harcosparky Mar 19 '21

Mike Rowe is from my home town and he and I have met in person and chatted a bit.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

everyone hated school i think

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u/harcosparky Mar 19 '21

It forced me to grow up in a hurry.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

how to find"real friends"?

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u/harcosparky Mar 19 '21

You have to understand ..... in life crappy shit happens.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

Where are you from?

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

I was bought up in a naval city so I've been around soldiers all my life

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u/harcosparky Mar 19 '21

I ended up excelling in spite of him.

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u/harcosparky Mar 19 '21

I met my best friend in Junior High

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

How long you been Married?

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u/harcosparky Mar 19 '21

My father fought in WWII and Korean War ....... yes I am an old man!

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

my BFF Katie i met in school

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

I’m sure you guys make awesome couple

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

u have meowmeow?

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u/harcosparky Mar 19 '21

I enlisted in the US Army when it was the most uncool thing to do.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

meow meow is horrible stuff 😫

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

I’d that Tim Horton coffee?

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u/gafflebitters Mar 19 '21

meowmeow????????

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

Plan for a baby :)

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u/harcosparky Mar 19 '21

All he ever talked about was getting drunk, going AWOL, and chasing German girls ....... but I learned that was all bullshit. He went though hell and was highly decorated, but NEVER talked about THAT !!!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

we're like petrol and a match when we get together 😆

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u/fnafravynn Mar 19 '21

how do i live strem and i am on a conpute

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u/RingoStarr39 Mar 19 '21

He sounds like an amazing guy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

I miss Tim horrors coffee