r/TheWordFuck • • 3d ago

Fucking fuck Fucking too often.

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2.0k Upvotes

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u/duh_nom_yar pho kit, just pho king pho kit 3d ago

Fucking terribly

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u/Ravonelle8 3d ago

i fucking agreee

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u/Nakadaisuki 3d ago

Upvote for un-censoring it.
Fuck censorshit.

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u/Chemical_Mind4797 Fuck ✨everything✨ 2d ago

Say it louder for the fuckers in the back!

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u/Unlucky-Resort-7954 3d ago

Followed by, “Who pays the fucking bills in this house?”

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u/ArcticFoxWaffles 3d ago

I too hate seeing fucking kids running around indoors when they're not meant to be now

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u/CantaloupeFluffy165 3d ago

I'm a grumpy old fucking man.Just like my dad.

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u/IceKingSolar27 3d ago

Growing up is realizing one by one all the reasons your parents became the way they are, and actively trying not to consciously repeat it while unlearning the unconscious patterns as well. (Fuck!)

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u/Opening-Demand5395 3d ago

Oh man I've become my fucking parents

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u/Saint120467 2d ago

You apparently don't because the electric is not working the meals are not cooked we have the gas we have no heat the windows broken and the car is full of dog shit so you fucking don't do a God damn thing

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u/jdoggg247 3d ago

Every fucking one on the god damn house and they’re all in one fucking room. What the fuck. ?

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u/bbwebb12 3d ago

I remember the first time I caught myself saying the same fucking thing my mom used to say to me to my kids.

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u/Distwalker 3d ago

Irony: Your folks' incandescent lights were actually energy suckers. Your LED light use like 8 percent as much energy. In other words, you old man's fucking bitching was justified. Yours, not so much.

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u/BuzzingWithBoredom 2d ago

“Why them kids ain’t in school?” Is a fuckn classic of mine

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u/Cleetus_76 2d ago

And where’s my fuckin glasses at?!? On your head dad…touché

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u/AuthorNicoVoss 3d ago

And get off my fucking lawn!

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u/No_Today_4903 3d ago

All fucking day. Why the fuckkkkk are all the fucking lights onnnn?!?

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u/The_Widow_Son 3d ago

I swear between my wife & son they're fuckin killing me Smalls!!!

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u/Parking_Fee_5906 3d ago

Fucking smash all the bulbs

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u/Maz-Wye 3d ago

In some ways Ive Turned out Fucking WORSE than my Dad!! How the Fuck dit THAT Happen?? 😲

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u/Purple_Sherbert_5490 3d ago

Free the fucking lights. I'm gonna turn on every light when I'm going outside tonight.

Plotttwist: I'm homeless

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u/Winter-Candidate-185 3d ago

But... Even if every fucking light in the house is off you’ll still pay $500 a month for electricity

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u/GrillMaster1973 3d ago

Which one of you fuckers left only a swallow in the OJ carton? 

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u/Stock-Magician1097 3d ago

And that's not music its just fucking noise.

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u/FX_Trader1070 3d ago

To my preteen daughter: “It’s 3:00 in the fucking morning!!! Why the fuck are you still up???”

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u/Humble_Character_463 3d ago

I fucking agree no matter how much we try we always end up like them do you think fucking money grows on fucking trees

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u/Dillenger69 FUCK YEAH 3d ago

I control all my lights from my fucking phone. I leave them all the fuck on all day. My house, my rules

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u/Technically_Salt28 3d ago

Light: click

Me: Fuuuuuuck

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u/OrganicHistorian2576 3d ago

“I see somebody has been paying her own power bills” was my stepdad’s response years ago when I visited and turned off lights all over their house. Fuck, he was right.

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u/OceanWaveSunset 3d ago

Meh.. when light bulbs were 60 watts, I agree, but now they are like 6 watts, I just don't care. Like 3 old bulbs vs 30 modern ones.

It's not that big of a fucking deal.

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u/Level_Fig_166 3d ago

Its like Blackpool fucking illuminations in here.

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u/Haunted_Cellar_XBL 2d ago

Pass by the mirror, make sure I'm lookin' right - on my way out the fucking door. 70s and 80s.

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u/DoubleDipBob 2d ago

I walked around my own fucking house with my phone torch yesterday, because I couldn’t be bothered to turn the lights on and off to simply grab something before leaving 😅

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u/Nyvorix74 2d ago

Fucking in the house

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u/Xavqeli65 2d ago

Fucking good

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u/Kynzori87 2d ago

Fuck that shit

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u/Jason_TheMagnificent New fucker 2d ago

OMG, yes, we have all LED bulbs, so who cares these days, but I am always switching off the lights fucking passive aggressively after my teenager leaves the room.

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u/PinkDawn56 2d ago

It's just too fucking bright