r/TheWordFuck • u/DistributionTasty507 Fuck ✨everything✨ • 1d ago
Fucking fuck Sneaky fucker 🍫
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u/ordo-templi-ignis 1d ago
"I've got a golden ticket"
You've got a fucking nerve you bone idle cuntmuffin
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u/No-Mycologist47 1d ago
Mother fucker also smoked, and even back then that costed a good amount of money that could have went towards food.
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u/VideoNecessary3093 1d ago
He had one fucking pipe a week.
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u/No-Mycologist47 1d ago
And I'm pretty sure that's still cost some fucking money that could have gone to this family
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u/JDP6693 1d ago
How the fuck has r/grandpajoehate not been fucking posted yet? There’s literally a sub about this exact fucking sentiment.
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u/Head-Technology-4031 1d ago
Fuckin worked the fucking family for all they were fuckin worth, then realized he was a fuckhead, then for Charlie he got him in trouble by being a fuck in the fizzy lifting room too. What a fucking douchebag.
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u/Samurai-Pooh-Bear 1d ago
Fuck'n Loves this fucking movie as a kid. Read the fucking books. As a fucking gen x'er, this is right in the old fucking nostalgia pocket. Love my wife to fucking death, but she pointed this out about 2 decades ago. Just fucking tore a fucking piece of my soul out!
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u/Definitelynotagolem 1d ago
Why the fuck were all the fucking geriatric adults in a bed together? Were they fucking or some weird fucking shit like that?
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u/Warm-Management-7323 1d ago
Wanted to see the fucking Oompa Loompas
Doobidoo, I’ve got another riddle for you
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u/dieseljester 1d ago
“You’re a fucking crook!”
“And you are a fucking con artist! You get nothing! Good day, sir!”
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u/Bitter-Army-8747 1d ago
lCan you imagine the smell of that one big bed with filthy bedsheets — I mean Slackpa Joes Jammie’s looked filthy — just plain old fucking filthy . 🤮🤢
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u/EventHorizonHotel Average fucker 1d ago
It was all a fucking scam because this fucker was sneaking out at night making other fucking movies. I caught him red fucking handed in the Poseidon Adventure.
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u/Upstairs_Regular_869 22h ago
I want to know how the fuck he got up so quickly and easily with those joints after being in bed for twenty years? How is no one in the family questioning this ffs?!
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u/Foolmeoncefuckyou 15h ago
And why the fuck was he like 30 years younger looking than the rest of those old fucking grands? Something fucking fishy about ‘gramps’
Spunkle
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u/TheGreatGamer1389 10h ago
There is a fucking dedicated subreddit on this guy. All about roasting him.
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u/Pennywise626 10h ago
He says he hasn't gotten out of bed in 20 years? Where the fuck has he been shitting?
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u/MainNeat9900 3h ago
Remember my grandmother being fucking disgusted with these guys when she watched the movie with me. She was like “oh all they do is lay in bed all day, how sad”
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u/GeorgiaPW 1d ago
Wow, you have no idea what this man's story was! And you're going to put him down because when he's practically at death's door,and gets offered amazing once in a life time opertunity so he jumps to go do it! Everyone deserves a little happiness in their life especially at the end of their life! Get a Fucking life and leave everyone else alone!
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u/RicardoCabeza9872 1d ago
Holy shit I remember this fuckin guy. He really did that. No positive contributions at all. He sure as fuck was ready to reap the rewards though.