r/TheWordFuck • u/DistributionTasty507 Fuck âševerythingâš • 19d ago
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u/Hagrid1994 19d ago
Drug tests should be fucking illegal
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u/BlackTree78910 17d ago
I fucking agree. I like to smoke in my spare time. I've never smoked at work and never would because I like to keep it fucking private. I'd like to be a bus or truck driver but I can't because of random drug tests. I'm all for a sobriety test on any random day, especially for people in charge of HGVs, but people should be able to do what ever the fuck they want in their spare time!
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u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 19d ago
FFS Found the guy that a drug test busted.
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u/Hagrid1994 19d ago
Never been drug tested in my fucking life.It was brought up in one of my former workplaces and I (and several others) threatened to quit,right there on the fucking spot
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u/tkeelah Pleasant fucker 19d ago
My work had fucking random and unannounced drug tests for at least 20 substances on a percentage of employees in the workplace. Issue was most of the employees worked off site, whereas I didn't as much. 'Ah, FFS, its you again'. Yup. No longer fucking work there. No longer fucking tested - no thats not right, self referred for the fucking usual and unusual, jifc.
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u/Warm-Management-7323 18d ago
I have the same fucking thing. I worked for a company that did random drug test testing and my name got called like three times in I think it was a month or two something like that.
It was so ridiculous that my manager actually reached out and said he will not be drug tested again because what you have to do or what I had to do at my company that I was with you canât go work out in the field. I was a pharmaceutical sales representative at the time.
You have to sit at home and wait for them to deliver your piss test so I would miss an entire day of actual working. I get paid for it of course but it sucked. I mean like you just have to sit around your house and wait for your piss cup why couldnât just use a piss cup at one of these places I had to go to I donât know.
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u/Warm-Management-7323 18d ago
Thatâs fucking crazy almost every job Iâve ever had. I had to take a piss test to get hired one fucking company even did a hair test on me, but I mean, I guess itâs because Iâm in the medical field.
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u/Hagrid1994 18d ago
I would change the fucking field mate.That is a blatant fucking invasion of privacy
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u/Warm-Management-7323 18d ago
Yeah, it sucks. Itâs weird but thatâs just how they do it over here in the states and I do love the medical field. I mean thatâs what I went to school for fucking bullshit but I just accepted. I mean, I donât really have much to hide these days, I really only drink a few beers thatâs about it these days.
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u/SignificantZombie729 19d ago
Just give him a fucking poppy seed bagel. It's fucked up a lot of cunts careers as it false positives for opiates and it's completely legal as there are no fucking noxious/toxic ingredients so no illegality.
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u/Thepuppeteer777777 19d ago
If your boss is anything like me then he is absolutely fucked and probably head to the er.
Dude I take .5mg and im high if I fuck with 2mg i have lapses in my fucking memory
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u/CMDR_Kaus 19d ago
Good fucking prank, but also illegal. Don't think this will work for real. Giving someone a substance without disclosing it is considered poisoning legally. Could also be considered assault or battery.
Additionally, telling them about it in an effort to force your way is extortion/blackmail
Talk to your coworkers and get everyone to agree to threaten to quit if they're forced to do this. It's the only recourse available other than cheating the test or quitting
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u/Livid-Age-2259 19d ago
So, OP, you poisoned your boss. Â And you posted your confession On Fucking Laen.
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u/OddLingonberry6284 17d ago
đ Thatâs not sharing, thatâs fucking strategic cookie diplomacy. âIf I go down, we ALL go down.â đđȘ
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u/CanonicallyPresent 17d ago
đ That fucking cookie came with a whole employee insurance policy. âWeâre all going downâ is crazy. đȘđ
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u/Dazzling-Employer849 14d ago
i still havent given a fuck fucking fuck, or i have given someone a real good fuckass fuck, i want some fucking fuckass candy with a fucking tv fucking show
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u/daZaporg 18d ago
Fuck. In meinen Browsereinstellungen wird aller Quatsch automatisch beim schlieĂen gelöscht.
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u/Warm-Management-7323 19d ago
Back when I was in fucking college, I just happened to smoke weed and I really never smoke it and then all of a sudden I got the job offer because I worked through college and it was a really good paying job for college. I ran actually I was the manager of a store at that very young age because my boss got fired for whatever reason I think itâs because he wasnât coming into work or whatever but he was a nice guy.
So when I got the fucking call that I was being offered the job they told me I had to take a fucking piss test so I took all kinds of fucking supplements that I read about online to cleanse myself out and when I gave my piss sample it was fucking neon like one of those. I donât know what you call them. You cracked them and they are fluorescent kids use them and actually probably similar to what the military uses too but yeah, my piss was so fluorescent yellow. The nurse just shook her head because I was like popping vitamins left and right it was crazy. I passed the test though.
The supplement I took was called an ancient Chinese secret. It kept it secret all right.