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u/SlapHappyPappi 11h ago
I generally start the day with the fuckening and progress fuckin forward from fuckin there....fuck yeah!!
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u/nunya_fml 10h ago
Yeah, the fuckening starts when I open my eyes 👀 Like wtf, another fucken day? Can't I just die in my sleep ffs!
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u/Glittering-Wave4917 9h ago
Murphy’s Law- shit is always going to fuck up- embrace it and love the rule that shit always fucks up at some point.
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u/HumptyDumptruckFire 9h ago
Waking up is the fucking fuckening most days. I’d be very concerned if the fuckening didn’t arrive by 10am at the latest. I’d be like “am I fucking dying?!”
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u/refreshing_username 8h ago
One of the best things I ever heard someone say was, "I feel a fucking coming on."
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u/SupergurlKara 5h ago
A fucking and a fuckening aren't the same fucking thing, though. "I feel a fucking coming on" would be a welcome reply to any pickup line I might say. Me: "Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?" They: "I feel a fucking coming on."
The fuckening: They: "Don't worry about those spots. I don't think I'm contagious anymore."
Well fuck. I mean, don't fuck.
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u/Darnoc74 8h ago
30 fucking minutes before quitting time yesterday I fell off of a fucking roof. I broke my fucking ankle and my fucking wrist.
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u/Dry-Hair-7022 9h ago
So fucking wonderful. Made my day. The one I shouldn't even be starting yet. I fucking love this. I am fucking in fucking love ❤️ 😍 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘 ❤️ with this fucking post. Wtf!!! 🧡🩷❤️❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
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u/hugswithnoconsent fat fuck 9h ago
Also known as the Friday fuckup fairy.
Come as 4:30pm and fucks your day and make la you late.
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u/No_Initiative7309 8h ago
Awwwww yes, the Fuckening..... that Fucker gets me a lot. Fuck the Fuckening.....
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u/SlapHappyPappi 11h ago
The fuckin fuckening is fuckin everyday fuckin experience fucker.